The Zombinator

This had a 7.5 rating so being a fan of the zombie genre I decided to rent it. This was possibly the worst decision I ever made. The zombies are slow and not even scary, the cast are so irritating I find myself rooting for the zombies. The dialogue is ludicrous and the actors just scream and shout over each other. This is possibly the worst zombie film I have ever witnessed. Also it's filmed in that camcorder style and also in semi darkness. You would think that would add an edge to the whole endeavour but it doesn't, it just makes you wonder what the hell is going on all the time. My advice: don't bother with this garbage.

Purchased this film on Filmflex after seeing a rating of 8.4. All I can say is that these scorings must have been written by the cast and crew. It is a dire film, disjointed, no decent storyline, non existent acting, crap cinematography......oh, the list is endless. I want my money back I want my time back. I want the hair that I pulled out watching it back Please, please, please save your time and watch paint dry somewhere! Complete and utter load of rubbish. Z list of the highest order. Why has this even been allowed on FilmFlex? It's utterly disgraceful to charge £4 for this! I would have preferred to throw the money into a lake than put a penny in the pockets of whoever commissioned this film.

I have never wished more that i had watched a trailer or read a review before watching this film. This is the masterclass in what not to do when making a film.

1. Give actors absolutely no character or comprehensible script...instead tell them just to shout things that sound like words repeatedly and discuss the philosophical points of zombies and ghosts...

2.Make sure the camera never focuses, frames or shows what it is that is trying to be shown. Also don't drop the sound mic throughout an entire zombie apocalypse...

3 Whatever you do, don't have a plot, a plan or a sense of a beginning, middle or an end...

4 Loosely attempt to criticize the government using two dimensional characters.

5. wait i just remembered that the band in the beginning were actually very good! if only they did a soundtrack for the film...

Quite frankly no film has ever inspired me to write a review but this one i felt it my civic duty to warn people not to watch. do not waste the time you will never get it back!

Zombies + Terminator = The Zombinator

What a absolute wet dream of a concept! was really looking forward to this one.. because, well because its called ZOMBINATOR!!

So how did they stuff it up so badly?!? Absolute travesty on what it could and should have been.

I have never seen a more unlikable, irritating, and obnoxious group of "actors" in any of the 1-2 star movies I have been working through.

The ONLY highlight in this badly written dumpster fire, is our modern day Jesus, the man, the myth, the legend, everyone's favourite all rounder

BOBBY!!

I admit to have written a "few" tongue in cheek over appraisals of terrible terrible movies.. but they all had something enjoyable or redeeming about them..

This.. This is pure cancer of the Urethra.

Anyone who says this movie is above a 1 star is a lying, sadistic skid mark of humanity and deserves a vomit and excrement smoothie!!

I'll admit this by far isnt the best zombie on the market, but it also isnt the worst. I own this movie and gotta say once you get pass the shaky camera and all the high school film project it's funny how stupid it is. I'm watching it again right now.