Evil Feed

(2013) Evil Feed ACTION HORROR COMEDY

Co-produced, co-written and directed by Kimani Ray Smith that is a low budget, straight to DVD kind of a movie, has young owner of a restaurant called the "Long Pig" wanting to continue and maintain his family business by selling people his own specialty meat. There are kidnappings and gore as well as some very fake looking martial art matches. This film gets a big fat zero.

According to imdb, it says it is a remake of a much lower rated movie called "Live Feed" made in 2006 by Ryan Nicholson! I mean, what are the odds the remake is going to score a much higher rating than it's counterpart significant other.

I got this DVD for free, but it is an unwatchable piece of crap. Had to turn it off eventually

Easy to watch, has some horror, martial arts, comedy, nudity, gore.... It's just fun.

To be honest I'm surprised more people didn't like it unless the right people just haven't seen it. It's hardly a well known movie and doesn't exactly have a famous cast.

Give it a try and you may be surprised. Or you may not. Only one way yo find out.

I mean, don't get me wrong, it wasn't unwatchable, but it was so corny that I couldn't really help myself but laugh. The fight scenes were pretty pitiful, they replayed the same kick maybe about 10 times throughout, and the characters didn't build at all from where we met them. But what do you expect from a movie called Evil Feed? The jokes in it were very simple, but mixed with the bad acting and the obvious story line I did end up laughing a few times, but not at the jokes. It is a movie that you will just shake your head to, and be mildly amused if there is absolutely nothing else to watch. Being a Canadian, I do like to give Canadian films a fair try (filmed in Vancouver), so that was pretty much what lured me in. Don't watch this if you are looking for a thriller, horror movie or a fight movie. This is neither, but I don't think it really tried to be. Again, only watch if you have a lot of free time, or if you are high.

I gave it 5 stars! Why? It doesn't go too much as a horror, more of a punch kick gore fest with some black humor here and there, some surprising elements, a few good scenes and some really dark ones as they did try to act horror from time to time.

I was amused, and it does look like they wanted to put a smile on the viewer's face, but the jokes are mostly sick, mature and straight on. The action sequences look like they don't really belong, maybe action horror comedy is incorporating too much at once, and it was bound for one element to look like an intruder. The gore is OK, nudity makes its appearance, the plot isn't thin ice alike, has 2 layers, the action and the gore. It is a strange little production, so I won't go recommending it or not, I have to say, I'll stay away from this. I'm just laying here the facts, I did tell my friends about this little movie but only about those funny parts without recommending they give it a try.

Evil Feed is different. Different usually is good. Usually.

Cheers!