- Ryan Kendall: I was a very precocious kid. So one day I ended up looking up the word 'homosexual' in the dictionary. Something along the lines of a romantic attraction between members of the same sex. And it slowly dawned on me that that's what I was.
- Sandy Stier: Who knew we were gonna go through an actual trial, Elliott. And who knows what we're gonna have to do today because personally, I have never sued Arnold Schwarzenegger before.