Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

This is the absolute worst show I've ever watched in my entire life. I use to think Jersey Shore was bad, but it (Jersey Shore) looks like Breaking Bad in comparison. I don't even know where to start. This is child abuse, I just can't believe people would even allow this garbage on television. The worst part is that it's on "The Learning Channel". I don't know what were the people thinking when TLC accepted this awful crap on their channel. It's disgraceful to our society. Just like the South Park episode said, "the bar has been lowered to depths we can't fathom", this is what society has come to. So concluding everything, this show is very, Very, VERY painful to watch, these negative reviews aren't exaggerating, nor am I, this show really is vomit-provoking.

To my relief, this atrocity only lasted 2 years, while other useless reality shows feel like they never end.

But despite that, I had just about enough before my brain was fried! I only saw a few episodes, but even *one* episode is one too many.

To say this show is awful wouldn't be enough. No, it's an insult to humanity. Honey Boo-Boo herself, is NOT funny and she is NOT cute. Her voice is the equivalent to nails on a chalkboard, and all she seems to care about all the time are her looks.

The family as a whole... It's shocking. They eat even less healthy than The Simpsons, and even though I'm not as picky as some can be, farting constantly while guests are over is horrendous table manner! Lauryn is unhappy, Honey Boo-Boo is annoying, and Sugar Bear (God what a stupid nickname) is nice but never sticks up for himself. But the worst one of all is June. This woman is AWFUL! There are some people who should never have children, and she is one of them. And despite being even fatter than Peter Griffin, she puts enormous pressure on her youngest daughter to "look beautiful" for the countless beauty contest auditions. You don't look so hot yourself, you know! How "Sugar Bear" can love her at all is baffling. She's not even that loving towards him, all the time she CARES about herself only.

And do you know why this show was canceled? Because June started dating a pedophile! She's not even ashamed of how such an unlikable, loveless human being she is.

I can't even remember the last time TLC was good. I *HATE* them now.

It's become apparent that the reason this pile of crap remains on the air is because their base followers come out of the woodwork(literally) to keep up with Honey Boo Boo's antics. Honestly, was there not a SINGLE TLC executive who looked at the would-be creators of this show and asked them if they were joking?. Because this is purely awful. And not only is it awful, but it insults my intelligence in more ways than I can count. Also, what kind of show needs subtitles for 90% of the footage when the show's characters are all English speaking Americans? That's just mind-blowing to me, but entirely normal if you're a regular TLC subscriber. Every now and then, when commercials for this show come on, a few tears trickle down my cheek. I weep for those who find Honey Boo Boo a good use of their time and/or entertaining in any way. This election year, I hope you join with me, America, in voting NO for more dumb, unintelligent, unoriginal, unfunny, grimace-inducing television shows. Honey Boo Boo should never have seen the light of day. Never.

I enjoy watching a variety of 'reality' shows because it's entertaining and educational to observe the diversity of human behaviors in this day and age. And, I do like to watch Toddlers & Tiaras.

However, 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' is one show that I cannot bear to watch. The commercials themselves, which are apparently intended to entice viewers to tune in to the show, are nauseating at best. Make a list of behaviors that children are normally taught not to engage in because such behaviors are disgusting, unnecessary in the company of others, and are downright rude. Then, watch any episode of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' and you can check just about everything on the list you made and those behaviors will be featured on this repulsive show.

I cannot think of a single redeeming feature of this show. TLC has certainly turned the corner into the downright awful when they produced this show.

Honey Boo Boo is a pathetic, pustular, pile of post-enlightenment, social Putrefaction! The fact that so many people love this show is a testament to how low the bar for our "culture/civilization" has been set. We could be colonizing other planets by now! Is anyone besides me ready for a good pandemic!? Hollywood should be ashamed to promote this garbage. But I guess Hollywood truly has no shame. How about focusing on the lives of people who are striving to better themselves; physically, mentally and spiritually, while also helping their neighbors do the same thing? Is that too much to ask?