The Other Side of the Mirror

This movie, if you could even call it a movie, was the most worst movie i ever seen. Or the worst movie I started to see, because I stopped after 25minutes. I cant even pick out some scenes that where really bad, because they where all so terrible that I don't know where to start. Why even bother to make something so bad? The actors doesn't seems to follow any script, I think they made up what to say as the movie went along. I don't think there where any script at all. If there was, the actors didn't follow it. It must have been embarrassing for the so called actors, when they sat down whit their friends and saw the the finished movie. But this movie is of course a fake movie, trying to cash in some bucks when people thought this was the follow up on Alice in wonderland. As long as they cashed in at least 5000$ I think they break even. But why do "we" all fall for this every time? You hear about a great movie, and then you see a short trailer when you strike a glance at the TV. And when something similar comes out a few months, you think; yes, this is the movie from the trailer I saw... But it isn't! And you figure that out after the first dialogue between two horrible actors in the beginning of the movie. And then you force your self to watch, because you rented the movie and wants to get something back from the money you spent. But after a half hour, you didn't just lose a couple of bucks for the movie rental... you also loose half an hour of your life that you wont get back! And after the fact, you promise your self to not fall for this anymore. You got a smartphone and it takes 15seconds to check if the movie is the real movie, and still I don't do it?

Another similar situation that happened to me and my wife. we bought pizza, candy and rented a movie to cozy evening... The movie for the our evening together was the new "Jack the giant slayer". But of course I rented "Jack the giant killer"... It took us 30minutes to realize that something was really wrong... I should be illegal to release fake movies that trick people in to hire bogus movies instead for the real movie. But after this movie I wont fall for it anymore!

With the tag-line " The darker side of the mirror " i had some hopes of this movie. With a really good original story about the break between childhood and growing up, i hoped that this was some kind of dark sequel like what we have with the wizard of Oz. Instead what we get is what i assume is the local cos-player/ civil war re-enactment/ steam-punk group trying their hardest to act without any kind of budget.

As Director,writer,producer and editor 95% of the blame fall on Zach Hamer - the rest goes to whomever decided to have loud license free music play the whole time during the movie!

A small tip to Zach here - when you introduce a character ( bad, good or mysterious ) ,let them do something that makes us care ( bad , good or mysterious ). This was 2 hours of characters we had absolutely no interest in. To see what i mean, watch the Tim Burton Alice movie again and watch what all new characters do within the first two minutes of screen time.

A small tip to anyone thinking about watching this movie: get the game Alice: Madness Returns on steam instead. Better story and characters you care about. ( also much darker mature story, so nothing for the weak of heart. )

As a Avid Movie Lover both UK Hollywood & Foreign I'm sad to say this is the Second Worse movie I've ever Seen Try as I could I forced myself up to just over Half way before i had to Quit, Time I will never get back. Scenes where Alice is just walking 3 times too long as if trying to fill time with padding... No it's Boring ..I have watched many low Budget movies that not only were well done with great cast ,with sets that did'nt look cheesy good Scripts and good Editing ,It felt to me as if I was watching a Play by the Luton Amateur Dramatic society ..rather than the same but a West End production I'm sure everyone put a great deal of Work into it ..but it did'nt Work fo ME sorry

Literally the worst acting I've ever seen in my life. This is an amateur B movie and the acting is awful by even those standards. Anyone involved with making or "acting" in this "film" should find a new line of work. It's current 3.0 rating is waaaaay too high. I've neve3r been more outraged by something for wasting my time in such a way. You can't find any kind of entertainment value in it being so bad like with sharknado because it takes itself too seriously despite sucking so bad. If I ever see anything like this ever again I may lose all hope for humanity for producing something so dreadfully abysmally bad. Anyone involved should be blacklisted from every producing anything that could ever be viewed by anyone for the rest of time.

Why doesn't IMDB have a negative number. Sharknado is at 0 in my books, but this is exponentially worse. Whoever thought that putting this out there to the public, needs a reality check. The scenery, the wardrobe, the hair styles, well pretty much everything is put together like a preschool church play. The is beyond low budget. They didn't even try. A silent film would have been better than the lack of intelligent dialogue. But, then you would still hear that driven to insanity continuing horrid soundtrack. This feels like the work of millenials expecting to get paid for participating or just showing up to work. Their is no love in this, no feeling in this, no sense of pride. You could have tried. I watched this as far as 3/4 and knew my brain was going to suffer from lack of intelligent input, but I kept on with the torture. Watching paint dry as a comparison cheapens the idea of watching paint dry. There's more value in watching worthless late night infomercials on public channels geared at the elderly with too much time on their hands. I don't even think the cheapest and worst designed camera should have been used to capture this mess. This is like a 20 year old design student turning in a drawing of a stick figure man of a three year old using a million dollar design program. I believe more thought went into the first word of my review than the entirety of this trash. A meth head in the final stages of life could have done better. That anyone gave this better than one star is beyond me. And don't say it was good for the fans. This was a travesty to anything remotely related to anything Alice or the fan base.