Attack on Titan

Watched this in stages since I found it hard to watch all the way through as I would a usual film. Bad acting, lousy script, second rate sets, hopeless costumes and useless storyline all combined.

If it was possible to rate 0 stars I'd have given that to this load of old dross. Seemed like it had been produced as a high school project on limited resources.

As an old dude I can't say that I recognised any of the actors in this and would not go out of my way to watch any of them in any future films.

I'm sorry that I wasted my time but I did persevere to the end in the hope that it would improve but it didn't.

Right, well the title alone was an alarm clock in itself, "Attack on Titan", so go figure. And then there was that moment when you see the two dreaded words appear on the screen: The Asylum. Yup, this movie is another of The Asylum's notorious movies.

I have to say that I wasn't harboring much of any expectations for "Attack on Titan" (aka "Alien Space Battle"). Nay, strike that, I harbored no expectations at all, as I saw it was a movie churned out by The Asylum. But still, I opted to watch it, as The Asylum does have the occasional watchable movie here and there.

"Attack on Titan" wasn't one such movie.

Writer Gil Luna put together a fair enough storyline, I suppose. I wasn't enjoying it, but then again I am not overly much a sci-fi fan. But I am sure that diehard sci-fi fans will get a kick out of this 2022 movie from director Noah Luke.

The acting in the movie was adequate. The only familiar face was Michael Paré.

Visually then the movie was sort of okay. I mean, The Asylum have far worse movies with far worse special effects. So this one wasn't all that bad. Well, except for the fact that the props were stuff bought off of Wish or AliExpress, especially the goggles with the lights (as I have a pair myself from AliExpress) and the mouth visor. Hard to buy into the fact that it was suppose to provide breathable air for those wearing it when it doesn't even sit tightly and fitting against the wearer's cheeks and chin.

Hats off to director Noah Luke for attempting to put together a watchable sci-fi movie here.

I wasn't particularly entertained by this movie, as I found the storyline and script to be mundane and generic. And I just couldn't buy into believing the props as proper movie props.

My rating of "Attack on Titan" lands on a three out of ten stars.

What a shame that the actor from some great 80s movie such as 'the Philadelphia experiment' should be part of a project that is so bad that the head department said 'Let's release this at the same time as the popular Anime 'Attack on Titan' which is just about to release its final season tomorro with millions of fans waiting with bated breath upon its showing.

The story for this shemozzle however, is completely different.

The anime is about a society besieged by 'creatures' with a penchant to gobble up humans and this. Well isn't.

The anime has made millions and has had great reviews.

This didn't (perhaps borrowing the funds from Michael Para with a promisory note on a bar coaster) - won't.

To try and cheat people into watching this pile of garbage is humiliating to the actors - 'here watch this.. oh no it's not the anime- tricked ya into watching!!' Yeah.. just leave this alone and watch 'The Philadelphia experiment'

CGI that would have been out of date over a decade ago.

Acting that could be bested by a cardboard cutout.

Direction that could be better done just with a street sign.

Utter waste of time, and I really wonder how they thought they could get away with this.

Of course this is a quick money grabbing attempt by the producers, but even a budding actor should have thought twice before accepting a role in this. I've seen panto plays with better acting, no - I have seen high school plays with better acting. I've seen muppet shows where actors showed more energy and power.

One way or the other, I am sure these guys will do more movies like this, and I will be putting down reviews like this again and again.

Yes, I know this is not a very good movie, but c'mon, this is a low budget movie that really give its best. The dialogue's are interesting, more realistic to the situation they face, this is refreshing in a time where low budget means they don't have dialog at all. The cgi is minimal and mostly for backgrounds but they feel realistic and and helps painting the movie. They change setting and situations so it doesn't feel static. The acting is medium, not the best but not as bad as other mentioned. With more budget this would be a decent movie. Keep the good work, everyone need to start somewhere. I know they highjacked the name trend but this is not the first time this have been done.