- The Zodiac - The Dungeon of Doom: Yes! No! Whoo!
- The Taskmaster Kevin Sullivan - The Dungeon of Doom: Father, you have given me so much, that I feel the need to give you something in return. I'm giving you laughter, Father, I'm giving you something to smile about. So, without further ado, let me give you the best medicine in the world, laughter, Mr. Hugh Morrus!
- ["The Laughing Man" Hugh Morrus enters]
- The Zodiac - The Dungeon of Doom: Yes!
- Hugh Morrus - The Dungeon of Doom: Master, I'm so happy to be here.
- [laughs insanely through his promo]
- Hugh Morrus - The Dungeon of Doom: Hulk Hogan, everything was happy, in the red and yellow. But now, you wear the black.
- The Zodiac - The Dungeon of Doom: No!
- Hugh Morrus - The Dungeon of Doom: Hogan, your friends. Savage.
- The Zodiac - The Dungeon of Doom: No!
- Hugh Morrus - The Dungeon of Doom: Sting
- The Zodiac - The Dungeon of Doom: Yeah!
- Hugh Morrus - The Dungeon of Doom: Luger.
- The Zodiac - The Dungeon of Doom: No!
- Hugh Morrus - The Dungeon of Doom: You see, in the Dungeon, evil always lurks. We're always happy.
- The Taskmaster Kevin Sullivan - The Dungeon of Doom: You see, Hogan, we are together. We have worn black from the beginning of time.
- The Master - The Dungeon of Doom: [shouts] Rejoicement, that's what we need in the Dungeon of Doom!
- [shouts]
- The Zodiac - The Dungeon of Doom: Yes!