Gangsters Gamblers Geezers

This is without doubt the worst film I've ever seen. Plot is crap. Acting is crap. Nobody in the film knows a thing about gangsters or geezers. And I think it was shot on an iPhone.

Worst thing I've seen since Got, acting, script genericand sub par.

I've had more fun watching paint dry.

This so called movie makes any children's school play look like an Academy award winner and if it wasn't for The Bad Movie Club Podcast I would have stopped watching after the 10 minute mark.

The whole cast isn't phoning it in, they are emailing in.

The plot is a ripoff of every British Gangster movie with hits of Office Space, Harold & Kumar and the ramblings of mad man.

So before you decide to watch this pile of rubbish, go and paint you bedroom and watch that instead because it's a lot less boring, way better acted and 100 % more entertaining.......

Viewed at a free screening and I felt ripped off.Infantile teen comedy knock off of Snatch & Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels. Written as a vehicle for forgotten about and wannabe "celebrities" with little to no acting experience and it shows.The badly cast caricature gangster theme is ridiculous to the nth degree,the villains attempting to be menacing but never quite managing to carry it off. I found some amusement from the gypsy gang but no doubt the stereotypical portrayal will be viewed as racist rather than funny by the traveling community. Professional fantasist Dave Courtney's performance as Terry is strangely unconvincing, I say strangely as he has been pretending to be a gangster for 25 years and still cant pull it off. If this truly had a budget of £1.8 million a cannot see where it was spent and feel for the investors. I cannot work out the target audience. primary school humour with a level of violence and offensive dialogue which precludes primary school kids from watching. I also feel compelled to warn others not to waste their time on this.

Going to be honest about this film... i heard a lot of this around social media and some bad reviews but i bloody loved it... the comedy was pure genius and i was actually laughing out loud at so much of the film great effort for the director and i thought Jodie marsh looked banging in the film and the character of Krish was funny as f**k. some people may not like this kind of humour but as a young lad its as real as can be and would watch it over and over again without a doubt Big narstie mad me laugh every time i saw him on screen and that atomic kitten girl was fit too. over all definitely a lads film and funny as hell