- Dr. Martin Steiner: The laws are lies, Miss Calder... bedtime stories for children to shut their eyes.
- [chuckles]
- [first lines]
- Veronica Calder: [narrating] Everyone remembers where they were that day - the day of The Event.
- August Bittner: You know you're really doing something right as a teacher when the students' ears start to bleed spontaneously.