A Christmas to Treasure

I seldom write movie reviews but I feel compelled because I think this movie gets a bad rap.

Is is a silly lightweight rom com Christmas movie with ridiculously over decorated set ala Hallmark channel Christmas movies? Yes, but that's OK, it's a real feel good Christmas movie. Even the Christmas greats like Miracle on 34th St. And White Christmas had unbelievable storylines you could see coming from a mile away. This not even close to being a classic like those movies but if you want a warm fuzzy Christmas movie where everything and everyone is cute and everything works out great in the end and has a bit of intrigue along the way then, enjoy this for what it is. I think it's significantly better that ninety percent of modern Christmas movies.

I really wanted to like this film. But it just is not that good.

The main issue is the story, then the writing. The plot is just dumb and there are so many inconsistencies.

The actors were ok but the two main guys who are married in real life seemed to have no chemistry. The one guys hair annoyed me the entire movie. He had these flippy banks that looked so "Herbie, I want to be a dentist" I know that sounds dumb but there was very little else to focus on.

The entire premise for the story was weak. The acting would have been ok except the story had no substance.

It took me two tries to watch.

When I read reviews for this type of movies, or see the ratings, I always wonder what expectations do people have when they start watching it.

You know, it is trying to be a Christmas rom-com, and that's what it is.

Is it kinda dumb? Yes. But I do believe that it is enjoyable nonetheless, or maybe even because of that. I think this is one of the better holiday gay movies, and if that is what you're in the mood for, I am sure you'll enjoy this movie. It is nice, sweet, and it is not aiming for an Oscar :) While I understand that is not for everybody, if you're looking for christmas-themed fluff with a happy ending, you should give this movie a chance, even though it has less then stellar ratings.

So, in the spirit of holidays, let's say the pros first. The movie looks cute, the set is good enough, and all the main male characters are handsome to look at (at least 4 of them). The story (some sort of scavenger hunt) sounds good on paper, and I can see why they went for that. There are a few solid characters, those being Everett, Ricky, Tipper (all main characters) and Rochelle (the real-estate seller). They were either well-written or just funny.

However, almost everything else I can think of was bad. The story, despite being cute, was just dull and boring. We didn't care for this dead old lady, which would be different had they started the movie with that "15 years ago" gig. There was almost no humor, and it felt like the movie lasted 3 hours. As others pointed out, there was not a lot of chemistry between the two male leads, which is a pity as they are a couple in the real life, so it was just either bad acting or script. I cannot figure out why in 2022 when literally thousands of movies exist, they still have annoying characters that act like children, such as Austin. The way he acted towards Everret was just plain lame. Like, get over it. Also, I was 3 "influensers" away from turning off the movie after like 2 minutes - they said those buzz words so many times I wanted this to become some sort of slasher movie. My god, it started so pretentios it hurt.

The movie is obviously inspired by the much better "The Christmas Setup", also made by a real-life gay couple. I suggest that you watch that before this one, and if you have some free time left, yeah, give this one a chance.

There's a common misconception that the barrage of gay Christmas movies in recent years is an attempt to cater to - or rather cash in on - a gay audience. It's not. In fact, the gay audience isn't even a consideration. These movies are targeted exclusively at a very specific female audience: women who get off on gay romance. Google "M/M romance" and you'll see that this is a booming area of written "gay" fiction too. This of course explains why the gay characters in these movies are barely even recognisable as gay, even if they're often played by out gay actors. The romance is strictly anodyne. It never goes beyond cute looks, a little hand-holding and one or two extremely chaste kisses. There's never any allusion to actual sex. The relationships are always 100% heteronormative, with aspirations of marriage and a suburban life together as responsible consumers. In other words, nothing to challenge anyone, least of all the *nice* women who consume this stuff. Some might say that gay romance as a commodity for straights counts as progress of sorts. But that kind of ignores how cynical, exploitative and borderline offensive this outwardly saccharine, but inwardly nasty little genre actually is.