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Remember those CAT III Hong Kong films from the nineties? This is a movie like those. People are voting low, and that's because I guess they expected a with visual effects laden science fiction movie.

But this is just a screwball movie with lots of hot gorgeous Asian chicks, lots of exposed boobs and nudity and beautifully filmed - watch it in HD! It is clearly aimed at the heterosexual male audience and if you are part of that audience you are going to enjoy this.

The story sucks, the sci-fi effects are low budget and plain, but the lovely girls and screwball comedy are plentiful.

Keep this in mind and you will have a better time than you'd expect from such a low rating.

Bouncing jugs a plenty in this futuristic sex drama, with some nice sick gore (the in thing with these movies now) to add to it. Our sexy hero, is from the year 2046, who comes back in time after a male seed, some butt ugly looking meanies after her, trying to hinder her efforts. Before I go on, I did think the younger girls were hotter, esp the one that lucky bas...d makes out with in the change rooms. He's the envy of his uncomely and geeky friends, especially one, who's so ugly, hell knows where they got this kid from. He gets quite an education down under, which would make some jealous guy's blood boil. Now with that out of the way, what we have here is certainly something different. If you like hot Asian chicks in bikini's, the occasional gore trip, or comedy that has you laughing out aloud, this outlandish sex comedy, (it's the humor which is in abundance, that will get you) that still is yet to be seen hitting DVD shops, is for you, but still has a weakness about it, that could be in the story, where not enough attention was focused on it, but more so on those other qualities I mentioned.

The year is 2046 and aliens from the planet Xucker have bombarded the Earth with radiation leaving almost all of the human inhabitants sterile. So in an effort to repopulate the planet the United Nations sends a virile, young woman named "Future" (Macy Wu) back to the year 2011 to look for a healthy male in Hong Kong to breed with. Unfortunately, these plans are quickly discovered by those on Xucker who then send two agents back to the same time period to prevent Future from accomplishing her mission. The scene then essentially shifts to the present where four young college women have recently moved in to the same apartment complex housing four young college men. One particular woman named "Jeana" (Akiho Yoshizawa) is in love with one of the men named "Lawrence" (Chen Jyon Yan) who is also attracted to her. But when Future arrives things become more complicated not only for Jeana and Lawrence but for everybody as well. Now rather than reveal any more I will just say that this film was essentially a soft-core sex comedy which featured quite a bit of gratuitious sex and nudity along with some rather bad acting and vulgar humor. That being said, about the only positive thing in this movie was the presence of some very attractive women-in particular Chen Chih-Ying, (as "Cici") and the aforementioned Akiho Yoshizawa and Macy Wu. Yet even so, it just wasn't enough and I have rated this film accordingly. Below average.

Proof that Hollywood doesn't have a monopoly on stupid, juvenile movies. Incredibly badly written, directed and acted. Nonsensical from beginning to end. Something like a cross between Species and Revenge of the Nerds, with none of the class nor coherence of either, what little there was in either.

This movie is the staple diet and initiation movie for all who visit our work site. We are blessed to have this film on permanent streaming on our Pay-per-view TV's. It's the best, you definitely need to watch this. If all men became infertile in the future due to radiation - i would sincerely hope this is how the remediation occurs. This movie also dedicates itself to celebrating the inner nerd - which we all secretly have to some extent. Letting the inner nerd unleash so sexuality can be celebrated in its most innocent form is what makes this movie so true to heart. At the end of the day, you will all find something to relate with in this film.