- Angel Sanchez: As you know, there is not too much a family can't accomplish together. Even telling the truth.
- Meyer: Every once in a proverbial blue moon we stumble across an author who may verily change our lives. Someone from we know not where, perhaps even Dante's own paradise, who assembles the words that we must read and hear. None of your scribbler of syntax, but a heavenly scribe with powerful ideas. An absolute and true author. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Thomas Carter.
- Tommy Carter: Why don't you just kill me?
- Angel Sanchez: Certain actions bring upon oneself certain inevitable reactions.
- Tommy Carter: You're not misinterpreting my book. You're just bat shit crazy.