The Transporter

Very low budget and low talent product. This is why you should avoid anything "NOT" made Pre-Covid.

It's nice to see that rule reinforced so strongly here. I would like to say that it is so bad it's good. However, it is so bad that it steals pieces of your soul the more you watch.

Unfortunately, this is what most people would produce if they sat around their apartment getting baked and decided they wanted to make a TV series. Gather their budies (and their iPhones) and their crappy cars and start rolling.

This series would be useful to pick apart in a classroom to see how not to produce content.

Ridiculous! That was all I was going to write, but apparently one word review is not enough. Once again, Hollywood finds a way to totally ruin a series by worrying more about trying to be SJWs than quality entertainment. The Transporter is one of my favorite movie series. The TV series a few years back was also very good (I recommend that one). I was surprised they canceled it.

Now we have this, shaking my head.

I dont understand why Hollywood cant create new IP with strong POC roles instead of shoe horning a pollitical statment into a rebooted tv show.

Blade was awsome, Black Lightning was cool, Luck Cage, Black Panther and Deep space nine was also an awsom show with a black leed.

This is sadly a poor reboot of a decent franchise, we really do need new ips for black folks and not a white hand me downs, which is insulting to many of the awsom black actors.

I tried my best to enjoy this but it's just extremely bad.

The acting and just everything combined felt like a pr0n movie without any pr0n in it.

I really do not recommend to watch this.

Maybe when you're extremely high.

Either watch the Jason Statham movies, or the Chris Vance series, but avoid wasting time on this. There's no talent here at all right across the whole project, in front of and behind the camera. It's hard to see what the reason for this really is, or why in a culture of cancelling excellent shows this has even got past a pilot. Amateur and laughable but not in a good way.