- [from trailer]
- Flint Lockwood: There's a leak in the boat!
- [camera pans down to an actual leek who starts screaming in panic]
- Sam Sparks: Swallow Falls is in trouble. Will you help us?
- Brent: You bet I will! I just need someone to cover my shift.
- [puts his sign in a tree]
- Brent: Thanks, tree.
- Earl Devereaux: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?
- Brent: [covering Steve's ears] Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?
- Barb: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.
- Manny: Chester thinks you're a monkey.
- Barb: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.
- Sam Sparks: But he calls you a monkey.
- Manny: It is true, he does.
- Barb: He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.
- Sam Sparks: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?
- Earl Devereaux: [as a tear runs down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry. But not this man! Get back in there, tear!
- [Sucks tear back into eye]
- [the Cheespider rolls on her side]
- Brent: Whoa, what's it doing?
- Sam Sparks: I think she wants you to scratch her buns.
- Brent: [scratches the underside of the Cheespider] I like that, too. Who's a good cheespider? She's cute!
- [first lines]
- Flint Lockwood: My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero.
- Earl Devereaux: Stand back, everybody. I'm gonna cut the cheese.
- [cuts the web of cheese, it farts]
- Earl Devereaux: That was the cheese.
- Shrimpanze: [puts Steve's mind device on it's head] Shrimpanze
- Steve: [snatches it back] Steve
- Shrimpanze: [swipes it again] Shrimpanze
- Steve: [grabs it once more] Steve
- Shrimpanze: [does it a third time] Shrimpan...
- Steve: [Steve retrieves his thought device then knocks the shrimpanze overboard] SHOVE!
- [dances]
- Steve: STEVE
- Buttoad: [Croaking like a frog] Butter...
- Buttoad: [Now melted after being bit by a mosquitoast] Parkay
- [Sam is holding a big strawberry in her hands]
- Flint Lockwood: Sam! Don't touch it! Put it down! Put it ''DOWN''.
- Sam Sparks: Look at him.
- Flint Lockwood: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Sam Sparks: Seriously? Aww. I think i'll name him... Barry.