Hai guai

This is hilariously awful. There is no plot. Things just happen. They just keep piling on more and more stuff. There's a sea monster. There's a mutant now? Pirates? A two-headed shark that can fly? What the hell is even happening? The special effects are terrible. The acting is hilariously over the top. The plot makes no sense. It's incredibly cheesy. The dub is just awful. It has been a long time since I saw a dub this bad. As a movie, I would give this 2 stars at best. It's just so cheesy, over the top, and goofy that it's actually rather entertaining for much of the runtime. The ending is a head-scratcher though,

Ok, someone with a little money in China has been sneak watching American horror movies, and something in their mind snapped

The result, a horror movie w/ every horror cliche you have ever seen on an American horror screen, all rolled into one gruesome flick

Nothing about this movie is compelling, its kind of sad that the actresses and actors clearly believe they are in a movie for the ages and giving their all, which makes it even funnier.