Dave Koumanzales: Would you take a job you really didn't want to do for seventy five grand?
Carrie: I dress up as slutty versions of comic book characters, just so I can be leered at by guys who are sexually attracted to cartoons... Of course I'd do it.
Dave Koumanzales: Why? What's the point?
Carrie: Work is something you'd rather not be doing, that's why you get paid for it... If it was really something you loved, you'd probably do it for free... Right?
Dave Koumanzales: Yes...
Carrie: The working man's a sucker, he's getting pennies on the dollar to help make somebody else wealthier
Dave Koumanzales: I guess you're right.
Carrie: Of course I'm right... Even if you have your "dream job", you're still someone else's bitch.
