- Abbott McMullen: And don't you try to steal nothin'. I got eyes in the front of my head.
- Deputy Winslow: Why don't you just offer me some fried chicken and watermelon while you're at it?
- Abbott McMullen: I ain't got no food.
- Deputy Winslow: It was a joke.
- Abbott McMullen: You mumble, I can't understand you people.
- Deputy Winslow: Forget it.
- Abbott McMullen: What?
- Deputy Winslow: Forget it!
- Abbott McMullen: Faggot? I ain't no faggot!
- Abbott McMullen: If you're here to talk about Victor Crowley again, I told you everything I had to say yesterday.
- Amanda: Well actually, Abbott, that was ten years ago.
- Andrew: Where's your boat?
- Sheriff Fowler: What's wrong with this one?
- Andrew: I don't have the keys.
- Sheriff Fowler: What? Why?
- Andrew: I work with a bunch of redneck racists; they don't let me drive anything!