The Real Housewives of Miami

I see this got a lot of bad ratings but I actually found it entertaining. It is different than the other housewives franchises I think. There isn't as much drama though there is definitely some. For some reason their friendships seem more genuine and real. I hope it gets picked up for another season.

If you want to watch rich, snobbish, entitled trailer trash women with really bad plastic surgery, this is the show for you. The first seasons were bad, why bring it back? It's like a car accident, you can't look away.

First of all Lying Larsa!! When she said her booty was real on the reunion, all the ladies jaw drops because it was that crazy!! What's going on with the plastic surgery on the faces my GAWD it's awful! When Lisa's husband told her he wanted another kid I was thinking IVF or surrogate thinking she was 55 like the other ladies, she's only 40!!! Gerdy, Nicole, and Julia are the only natural ones (face) stop getting plastic surgery in your faces ladies it's taking a toll already. The addiction to money on this show is INSANE! Nicole said it best!! If you are not independently wealthy it doesn't last forever!

In this reality series, we are introduced to six Miami housewives featuring Lea Black (the mother figure or unofficial leader) whose husband is a famous defense attorney. They have one son and live in beautiful Coral Gables. She is perhaps the only non-Hispanic in this group. There is Marysol Patton who runs a Public Relations firm and handles big clients. She is the one with the lips and her mother has the same lips who it's hereditary. Her mother cracks me up as she sits there drinking wine and talking to her daughter. Larsa is married to Scotty Pippen, a retired Chicago Bulls basketball player, with four children. Adriana is an art gallery own with a son from a previous marriage and is engaged to Frederick. Adriana is Brazilian and well-educated. Cristy Rice was married and now divorced. I dislike her most of all because she thinks she's all that but she's not. Alexia is Cuban American who had the pig roast which I had to turn away from. I'm forgetting somebody of course since they are six. Oh well, this show follows the same format as all the other housewives show do. They show the wealthiest housewives who have charities, nannies, and servants themselves. I wanted to watch it because I wanted to see what life is really like in Miami, Florida. It's beautiful, water, and weather and great if you're wealthy too.

Embarrassing. Why have they turned themselves into blow up dolls? It is cringy. Can't watch. Can't look at what they have done to themselves.

One of the housewives, Lisa, actually says in her tagline that her Plastic Surgeon husband created the perfect wife. Her implants, lips, rear all look hideous. She has so much filler in her face she can barely close her eyes. Now he's left her for basically a child.

Marysol's hair extension tracks aren't even covered. Who put these in???

Alexia needs to stop buying clothes 10 sizes too small she has to constantly hang out of her clothes. Her pink confessional look seriously looks like a cheap blow up doll. Stop exploiting Frankie. He's beautiful and you talk about him/fight about him with Peter and your fiancé like he isn't even in the room. You should be protecting him. Find professional help like your fiancé suggested. Frankie should be your focus not falling out of your clothes on reality TV.

Larsa is the cringiest of them all. She is a mother. She has her kids take her Only Fans photos? Seriously? Scottie should be pissed. Who prances around in a fishnet over bikini on National TV with her entire body hanging out? Way too old to be dressing like she is. Has she no idea how BAD she looks? No one with class wants to see this.

They are all delusional narcissists.

Can't believe this is what they think beauty looks like?

Give us more wives/women like Sandra Bullock, Audrey Hepburn, etc - NATURAL beautiful women. Julia and Martina are the ONLY ones that viewers like and want to see more of. None of these other women are married. How are they Real HouseWIVES???

We don't want to watch women who have turned themselves into cheap blow up dolls. What surgeons agreed to botch these women like this? What is with these women who get implants and then shove them into everyone's face? We get it. You paid for implants. Now have some class and stop hanging out of your clothes. All that money and you don't have mirrors? Have some self respect and buy clothes that fit.