Almost Naked Animals

I was a child when I was first exposed to Almost Naked Animals on the free kid's channel ABC 3 (now ABC me). They would play it far too often and I always found the character designs really ugly. Why would I want to see animals that look like they're covered in shaving stubble? It's vomit inducing, really. Talking animals are supposed to be cute and likeable, but they went and did the opposite with this one.

The dog main character is erratic and hyper annoying. He's not funny and never was. The narwhal and poodle and everything else are also really obnoxious. I feel like this show should be illegal for how utterly frustrating it is.

The first time I heard about this show coming to Cartoon Network I said "Oh, S--t! More junk is coming to cartoon network! This time its an effed up show about animals in there underwears! What is this the kids version of Playboy???". But when I actually watched it for the first time, the theme song was a blast! I couldn't get enough of it! The theme song gets stuck in my head while I watch the show, but that's okay though its aweomse! My favorite characters on the show is the duck and the bunny. By the way the duck actually reminds me a little bit of "Goofy". The bunny I must ambit but she is a little cute, I do like her pink undies though. LOL! I think you should be a least eight to watch this show because if you are under eight there are some stuff in it that might freak the little ones out. By the way the poodle on the show for some reason looks like the animal version of "Lady gaga". The cartoon is pretty entertaining if you are over 10 actually. I know there might be haters but just ignore them after a few days they will like it, like me at first I thought it was going to garbage but its not! Its hilarious! Oh and has anyone see the episode where they lose the banana for there tvs? Its pretty entertaining. Good show! You probably might hate it at first but you will get used to it.

This is disgusting, what the hell did I just watched?! The animal character designs, looks at them! They look gross and uncomfortable for us to look at! Almost Naked Animals is a show about a dog named Howie (A silly almost naked dog, and the character who I honestly liked because he's silly) runs at a hotel. That's the story we got, folks. His sister Poodle (The show's main antagonist) is honestly a generic villain, come on, she is like a generic version of Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants. Not only is this show gross to look at, but it's SUPER UNFUNNY and the some of the writing is dull, bland and lazy. Say what you about Fish Hooks, but that show was originally funny and charming unlike this and Pickle and Peanut. The voice acting is not that bad also. Give Almost Naked Animals a 4.1/10

I mean like the title suggests a show with partial nudity and revealing outfits but it being geared toward kids?! Almost Naked Animals would not be able to air today. The show is about animals who are shaved down to the skin. All the female characters also appear to have b00bs that stick out of their bras. Most of the humor is just toilet humor, gross out jokes, nut shots, and sometimes possible sexual interpretations. This show is basically Drawn Together for kids. The trend of having disgusting characters might have been considered old as of the 2000s but I guess not. Canadian tv isn't as strict as US tv. Somebody better have gotten fired for this.

I grew up and watched this masterpiece while I was doing it. I can successfully say it's the best piece of modern media ever produced.