Zombiechrist

From Writer, Director, Producer, Editor, Jeezuz Impersonator Bill Zebub, comes ZOMBIECHRIST. In this heartwarming fable, those pesky druids have resurrected the zombified, skeletal remains of Big J in order to bring about the New Age.

This obviously requires wall-to-wall, full-frontal-and-beyond, female nudity; clever bible quips; long-winded theological discussions; slow-motion kung fu; romance; and a chocolate syrup-covered skeleton wearing a crown of thorns.

Lamentably, what could've been a smashing 15-20 minute short film, is bloated into a 100 minute slab of dullness. Personally, I enjoy frolicking, nubile, tattooed nymphs just as much as anyone alive, but even this gets old in a hurry.

Of course, the title makes it clear that this movie is meant to be offensively funny. While it might offend religious zealots or barking clergymen, the rest of mankind probably won't care about the blasphemous goings-on or hedonistic hi jinx.

For true followers of Mr. Zebub only...