Paranormal Whacktivity

I really wish there was a 0/10 option for garbage like this... This movie didn't make me laugh one time, in fact, it made my head hurt after about 15 minutes.

It looks like a couple 12 year olds shot this movie with a cellphone with the worst possible actors.

I understand these parody movies aren't gonna be great films but is it too much to ask to just be able to sit through it..because I wasn't able to do that with this crap.

Granted I did get to see this crap for free, but it was still a waste of an hour and a half I could of spent doing anything else.

Please save yourself the trouble of sitting through an hour and a half of this garbage and go watch paint dry...I promise you it would be a lot more funny than this movie.

If you are like me, or most people, your time is valuable, even leisure time. You only have so much leisure time and it can't be wasted watching pointless drivel.

You might ask: "What do you think parodies are all about? You're not watching a potential Oscar nominee." Yes, I know that. I've watched plenty of enjoyable parodies (although far more un-enjoyable ones) and this happens to be one of the worst. Even watching bad parodies I can stomach 10 to 15 minutes of it. I think I got through two minutes of this waste of celluloid.

Very unfunny, very vulgar... and it's not unfunny because it was vulgar. It was vulgar in an attempt to be funny but it was a miserable failure.

This is so bad, I can't explain just how God-awful it is. If I could have rated it lower than 1 star, I would have. Let's just say I give it -100 stars. It's just awful.

For a spoof on the "Paranormal Activity" movie and that type of genre in general, then "Paranormal Whacktivity" was fairly boring and uneventful. And actually for a comedy, then "Paranormal Whacktivity" was frightfully devoid of laughs and funny moments.

The story is about a young couple that have moved into a new house, but there is something in the house with them. The woman is never in the mood to be intimate with the guy, who is in turn always in the mood. They seek out the help of a psychic to find out more about the demonic entity that is haunting the house.

I will say that the movie did have potential, in regards to the story, especially because it is usually always nice with a spoof movie. However, nothing just clicked in this movie, and the jokes were lame and lacking humor. I can honestly say that I didn't laugh a single time throughout the entire movie. Yet, still I watched the movie to the end, because it might just pull out something surprising.

But it didn't.

Production-wise, then "Paranormal Whacktivity" was actually quite good, and the acting was adequate - not great - but adequate. And also effects-wise, then the movie was alright. Not superb or spectacular in any way, though, mind you.

However, it was just really difficult to find anything overly enjoyable about this movie. And truth be told, then there are some much better "Paranormal Activity" spoofs available.

This movie is so vile that blind people somehow know when it's in the room with them. They will look directly at it and hiss.