Klown Kamp Massacre

I guess since I don't use drugs I just can't stand Troma movies. It is really too bad that they were able to buy up some fair B movies, just their name associated with something will turn most people off.

What do you mean you have not seen Klown Kamp Massacre? Well, let me tell you what you are missing out on. This is the best Klown film yet. Better than Killer Klowns from Outer Space, 100 Tears, and all the other clown films. You get great humor, some fun nudity and a lot of blood. This film is just pure fun. You cannot watch this movie and not laugh and have a blast. You guys are so fast to take a date to a movie and spend 50.00 on something that you both will hate. This film you can buy for less than 20.00 and have a great time and watch it over and over with friends. The theme song alone is worth the price tag. They do the Klowny the 13th song. If you liked what Kung Fu Hustle did for karate films, you will love what these guys do for Klown horror. There are so many scenes that I want to talk about, but they are so beyond silly and awesome. Esp. the scene where one of the people run up a tree to hide from the killer klown. Support this film. This film has more heart than 99 percent of the crap pushes out and you give it billions.

This movie is phenomenal. It has the comedy. The gore. The punchy one-liners. All around, a great movie!

This movie is like Killer Klowns from Outer Space meets the slasher element of Friday the 13th. The effects are nothing groundbreaking and the acting ranges from mediocre to okay. However, it should be noted this is based of a true story from the early 2000s. Clowns are inherently creepy, but to see them get killed off for just clowning around adds a twisted element, and knowing it's one of their classmates offing them because of his twisted sense of humor is even more terrifying. There are psychos and wackos everywhere in the real world, even at clown school (yes this is a real thing). It's a circus out there folks, stay safe.

I absolutely love this movie. I love the characters, I love the comedy, I love the gore, and I love the ending. What can I say? I'm a sucker for killer clowns.