- Wallace: Give him the diamond, lad. I can live without inventing, but I can't live without... me best pal!
- Wallace: Sorry I couldn't warn you, lad! I got grabbed by the Norbots. A very unpleasant experience!
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: Oh... How long have you been with us now?
- PC Mukherjee: Since 9am this morning, Chief.
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: Well, you can forget what you've learned at training college. Because at the end of the day, there's just one thing that matters in this job - a copper's gut.
- PC Mukherjee: Copper's gut, sir?
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: Instinct! The important stuff's not up here. It's down here. Yeah, I've got quite a copper's gut meself, actually.
- PC Mukherjee: Oh, I can see that, Chief. I mean, I, uh... I didn't mean I can see... it. Oh! Is that Feathers McGraw?
- Wallace: Well, go on, chuck. Why don't you put him through his little paces? He's voice-activated. Oh, a bit shy, are we? Alright. Norbot, make Gromit's garden neat and tidy.
- Norbot: Neat and tidy. Yes, Mr. Wallace.
- Wallace: I pre-programmed him for you, lad. He's watched every episode of DIY Garden Squad there is.
- Norbot: Only two hours to go and they still haven't got the patio down!
- PC Mukherjee: Well, all the clues seem to point to this man, a local inventor.
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: Wallace? The upstanding citizen who helped put Feathers behind bars? Yeah, hey, why not? You catch one super villain, doesn't make you a saint, does it?
- PC Mukherjee: Should we say he's a suspect, then?
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: Just bring him in and book him. I've got a speech to write.
- PC Mukherjee: Really? Don't we need... evidence?
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: Oh, I don't know. All these fancy ideas you get from training college. Oh... Right, come on, then!
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: Right, let's get this over with.
- Wallace: Get what over with?
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: We have a warrant to search your premises. Mukherjee, read him his rights.
- PC Mukherjee: Ahem. Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence against you.
- Wallace: But I haven't done anything!
- PC Mukherjee: We believe you to be guilty of theft by gnome.
- Wallace: I'm guilty of theft by gnome?
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: Ha-ha! There you go! He admits it. Write that down.
- PC Mukherjee: I just think maybe Wallace has been unfairly portrayed as a crazed inventor.
- [Wallace emerges from the Dun-Nickin' wearing oversized goggles and laughing maniacally]
- Wallace: Oh, this'll work a treat!
- Chief Inspector Mackintosh: Huh?
- PC Mukherjee: To a certain extent.
- Wallace: Give it some welly!
- [Wallace to Grommit when they are using the boot throwing machine... welly is a short form of wellington boot and 'give it some welly' means put some effort into something]