Tales from the Other Side

I very often have the impression (rather certainty) that the people who give the ratings have serious mental problems... 🤣🤣🤣 I will start watching the movies rated under 2...

2022 have given us many bad and low budget boring movies. But this has to be in the top ten. Its a complete waste of time. Its not a horror movie, because Its way to boring. The acting sucks. And it reeks of low budget. If you dont want to waste time and end up being annoyed and bored, then avoid this utter crappy b-move.

Movie was okay, some actors cant act, especially the kids, probably employed their own family members for kids part. The background music is so so loud, you cant even hear the actors talk and it's constantly there despite the scene.

I can cope with bad acting, videography and sound etc provided there is a story worth following. But there isn't. In any anthology you expect a few duff ones which will be bolstered by some corkers. But these are all duff. There's no effort to the writing, and it ruins the film.

I lost count of how many stories were shown, but they were all rubbish. More often than not they would end with you wondering why they even bothered. Either that or you would be wondering where the rest of the story was. The cinematography itself wasn't that bad, and the costumes were passable. But the story itself was just non-existant.

OMGosh... where do I start? The whole "Hansel and Gretel" shtick has been played out to death. I'm not giving away anything to say that you can see that coming a mile away. But the stories...

For starters, the filming is amateurish. The camera is obviously handheld - you can see it shaking and bobbing all over the place and it's worse in some scenes than others. Then, of course, there is the lighting. Like always today in hollywood, they light scenes with 4 watt night light bulbs that they try to pass off as 100 watt bulbs - i.e. Lamps and ceiling lights only cast a very faint glow over the entire scene. But them, in other scenes - especially outdoor scenes - the shots are completely blown out! They can't even be consistent. Finally, the audio changes from scene to scene - hissing and popping one minute and crystal clear the next... Complete amateur hour.

Then there are the stories themselves!

"Flicker" is alright as far as stories, go, but it really doesn't make sense. A guy gets a job as a video editor for a funeral service, but starts seeing things in the film that wasn't really there. I guess had it been fleshed out longer, it could have made for an interesting episode on TV.

"Petrified Boy" is just ridiculous. A circus performer has a "petrified boy" who comes to life and starts killing if exposed to light. :rolling_eyes: This one is told as a story within a story within a story.

"Crystal Ball" is about the only one that's even worth watching. My only question is what kind of a person steals a crystal ball from a fortune teller thinking that that will fix her crumbling marriage? But over looking that, meh.. it's ok.

"Either/Or" is just offensive. In this one, mental patients claim to hear the Voice of God. The doctor has got to be one of the most smartarsed, patronizing excuses for a doctor I've ever seen. How this is supposed to be a "horror" story, I have no clue. Doesn't even fit the overall tapestry that they are trying to weave here.

"Blood Red" is about two artists who are broke and a chick who knows how to make them rich. Trying not to give anything away here, but I want to know how someone who is tied to a cross can commit murder AND suicide!?

Finally we have "Krampus versus Elf." This one is a short stop-motion claymation disaster. No plot, no story, no talent.

Honestly, don't waste your time...