The Naughty Nine

Andy is a smart kid. His schemes keep getting him into trouble. Santa's Naughty List is real and Santa Claus (Danny Glover) puts Andy on it. He recruits 8 other naughty kids to do a heist on Santa's workshop.

It's a Disney Channel TV movie. I recognize one or two of these kids. I don't particularly like any of these characters. I do like the silly concept. At least, it's unique. The execution is another story. It's just so tween in filmmaking. Maybe you have to be that age to like this. There may also be too many kids. Fewer kids would allow each to stand out. In the end, I don't care about all these kids or their scheme by extension.

The Naughty Nine is a holiday romp that blends the whimsy of a Christmas caper with the cheeky charm of a middle school heist. The plot, while not exactly groundbreaking, delivers enough laughs and light-hearted mischief to keep things engaging. Andy Steele and Dulce Gutierrez are the quintessential naughty-but-nice kids, leading a motley crew of misfits on a quest to the North Pole that's as absurd as it is amusing. The ensemble, each with their own brand of 'naughtiness,' brings a diverse array of humor and hijinks, making their interactions a highlight of the film.

Where the film trips up is in its attempt to juggle too many subplots. Jon Anthony's fashion faux pas and the late-game moral lesson from Santa feel shoehorned in, diluting the central theme of childhood rebellion. The film shines in its playful antics and the chemistry between the young cast, but struggles to maintain a consistent tone, wavering between slapstick comedy and heartfelt moments.

The visual effects and North Pole setting are adequately realized, though they don't push any new boundaries. It's the performances of the young actors that truly carry the film, particularly the dynamic between Winslow Fegley and Madilyn Kellam. Their sibling rivalry, peppered with moments of unexpected teamwork, adds a layer of depth to an otherwise straightforward narrative.

In conclusion, The Naughty Nine is a decent holiday movie that offers enough entertainment for a family movie night. It doesn't reinvent the sleigh, but it doesn't need to. Its charm lies in its simplicity and the spirited performances of its young cast. It's the cinematic equivalent of a stocking stuffer - not the main present, but a pleasant surprise nonetheless.

A group of kids who feel they where unfairly put on the naughty list by Santa Claus (Danny Glover), decide to pull off a plan to go to the north poll and rob Santa's workshop of the toys they didn't get for Christmas.

This film is not great but amusing, a fun film to enjoy for the holiday season, never really tries to anything more. The kids are great, and all seem to play off each other very well, scenes in the north poll are also well shot, feeling like your there. The suspension of disbelief can be stretched pretty high like Home Alone (1990) although not quite on the same level, but amusing for everybody.

Let me begin with the positives first because there aren't too many. The sets in this movie are probably the best I've ever seen for a Christmas film, which is unfortunate because the rest of this movie is complete garbage. Not only does this movie teach kids to be naughty, but it also represents everything that Christmas shouldn't be. And Danny Glover as Santa? Really? Not that I'm opposed to it, but why him? He comes across as judgmental and unforgiving, contradicting everything Santa is known for. I simply don't understand why this movie spends almost its entire runtime teaching children to misbehave, steal, and lie, and then, in the last 5 minutes, Danny Glover appears at the very end, telling the naughty kids that he needs their help, with no explanation whatsoever. Sure, the naughty kids might learn their lesson to some extent, but to have an entire movie completely undermine the essence of Christmas and the importance of being good? I don't think this movie sends kids the right messages at all. But as I said, the set design in this movie is the best I've ever seen, and that's the only good thing about it. It seems like Disney wanted to create a naughty Christmas movie to teach kids that it's okay to misbehave.

The Naughty Nine is an enjoyable holiday romp rittled with plot holes, which is somehow held together care of a few strong performances by the child actors playing the title characters. Beware if you have mischievous, thrill-seeking children... This movie offers plenty of inspiration. Some potential fun is sacrificed in service to a plot and pace that feels weighed down by the sheer amount of ground it purports to cover (and the number of characters sharing significant screen time). This reviewer may have dozed off in the latter half but I recall only one of the "Naughty" getting a satisfying redemptive arc, which, again, is a result of a story bogged down by the overall concept. There are fun moments and ideas a-plenty but leaks spring from the plot holes hastily covered with a thin veneer of sugary, peppermint glaze. Some solid performances left this viewer pining for a more concise holiday jaunt, but the 8 year old viewer next to us squealed in delight when the sequel was teased, so Naughty Nine certainly struck a few notes just right. 5.7/10.