- Boy George: Do you want to help me? I need milk, tea, sugar, Weetabix... oh, and some coke. Get the fizzy brown variety.
- Steve Strange: He's straight, very straight.
- Boy George: You know what your problem is, Steve? You have no ambition.
- Jon Moss: [off screen, knocking at the door] George? Are you in there? George?
- Boy George: [fixes his hair, opens the door, Jon slightly turns his head to show an injury] What happened to you?
- Jon Moss: The bitch went for me.
- [George lets him in]
- Jon Moss: [cut to George, tending Jon's wound, Jon grimacing slightly at the painful touch] She thinks I spend more time with you than I do with her.
- Boy George: Give her a triangle, stick her in the band and then she can see you day and night.
- Jon Moss: She's jealous.
- Boy George: Of what?
- Jon Moss: Of you, you muppet.
- Jon Moss: She thinks I fancy you.
- [George laughs, then realizes]
- Jon Moss: [Jon takes his hand, attempts to kiss him, but George pulls away] Don't make me look a prat.
- [He kisses George, pulling him closer]
- Boy George: [breaks the kiss] You have no idea what you're doing.
- [they kiss again]
- Boy George: But that's good. It's fine.
- [they kiss passionately]