Tales from Pandora's Box: Chapter One

It starts off with a kame story set in the late 1800s yet they are all wearing eye glasses (spectacles) made yesterday.

Is this deliberate or do they think we are too stupid to notice? Only they can say.

I didn't even recognise any kind of story or point to it?

Why is there a second? It's not even in English. It's subtitled in Arabic.

Was this a film student art project? It certainly had no budget to talk of.

Does black and white mean they are trying to be artistic with the next awful and quite pointless story?

Why was this made? Why was it commissioned? Why is it on my TV?

Who decided anyone would want to see this?

I love horror anthologies. I've seen professionally made anthologies and homemade anthologies that literally cost $600 to produce. Tales from Pandora's Box: Chapter One is the worst anthology I have ever seen with my or anyone else's eyes. I have looked over the director's body of work and it makes sense that this movie seems like a failed Red Shoe Diaries. This movie was made so he could film beautiful women performing mime. There is no real acting in the whole movie. No dialogue in the whole movie. Each incomplete tale is narrated by a woman offscreen. Why, at some point, while in the bathtub taking a bath does "Pandora" put the retractable shower head to her ear like it is a phone? Again, it feels like a bunch of failed Red Shoe Diary stories that have been cobbled together and made into an anthology using narration as the device. I wish I could give it below zero stars so as to take away any stars it has been given. It is not worth watching even to brag you have seen the worst anthology ever made.