Noah's Shark

Guess my title have said enough. My kids can do better at home with Adobe After Effects.

It is just not worth watching their home-like video show and fall asleep right from the start.

I'm definitely gave this movie a very best review. The act are awesome, CGI is top notch, very well made. You won't regret it, very entertaining movies ever. Very sharp and wit script. Very best ever. This really made my day. Better than any MCU movies.

... you probably guessed it, but here goes: the poster and the title. There is almost no redeeming factor in this. Even if you are into the silliness of it all (which let's be honest you absolutely have to be, otherwise do not even bother), the movie does take itself way too serious - for it's own good.

And for the viewers good too. Because this could have been just a silly movie based on a silly premise/pun. I don't have to mention that the CGI is as bad as you probably imagine it will be. The acting is decent at best and only at times. Maybe you can be forgiving, but it is quite unlikely. So enjoy the poster and do not waste your time on this - others already did that for you.

Truly a masterpiece and a cornerstone in the progression of film as a medium for storytelling. The extremely meta attitude that the narrative shows is extremely metaphorical in its transformation of the famous great flood story from the bible. To be honest, the setting is so realistic that I now wonder if the bible is truly what happened.

This movie will make you question your own humanity and the value of humanity as a whole. "Should humanity make art", "does bad art relinquish our validity as a species. The existentialism that it follows is also extremely captivating,"should I watch", "how does one delete movies and the conception of them from reality" and "is life still worth living" are all topics explored deeply in your own psyche while watching this movie.

Even the people who find this movie to not suit their taste must acknowledge that this is truly one of the movies ever made.

I am so disappointed in this. I came in with low expectations and somehow they were not only not met, but missed so poorly i can't put it into words. The lead actor, curly hair big nose, was dismal. He had no business being anywhere near a movie. Not acting, writing, editing, directing, even seeing a movie or a commercial for one on TV. I hated him in Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse, which was WAY BETTER THAN THIS! And I still hate him. Nobody wants to act. The woman who was the "arms dealer" or whatever can't deliver a line without laughing or do anything for that matter without cracking a smile. The budget, if there was one, couldn't have been higher than a KFC family meal and a fifth of Jack Daniels. This, is without a doubt, the worst film ever. Not just the worst in the PCU (Polonia Cinematic Universe), but the worst film to ever disgrace a screen.