Motel Makeover

I somehow watched all episodes unmuted because I was bored on a rainy Sunday and looking for something empty to binge watch. Not gonna comment on their vocal fry or their inexperience or their basic tastelessness since everyone else already did but I wanted to contribute with a Valley Girl to English dictionary in case you get confused watching this:

Retro: I don't think they know what this means. Anything is retro. A blue swimming pool is retro. A surfboard is retro. Since their vocabulary consists of 15 words they label anything and everything as retro. Don't think too much of it when they say retro, they mean to say "pretty".

Super Retro: Means it has actual vintage vibes.

Real Retro: Vintage.

Art: Anything that came out of a colored printer.

Statement: Either big or weirdly colored anything is statement.

Design moment: Means you can take an Instagram photo at this spot.

You're welcome.

I'm less than 10 minutes into the first episode and UGH. Like every other reviewer, 1) the girls are awful; 2) their comments are ridiculous; 3) I really don't care about their motel reno at all now...

Netflix - you made a HUGE mistake with this one.

Oh just a couple of ladies unabashedly strutting in fur-lined parkas trying to make an old motel "instagrammable" by incorporating very, very original and cheugy designs ("good vibes only") and jacking up the prices from "$60 to $200 a night," so that they can lure selfies-obsessed girl clientele. The locals must be thrilled to be frowned upon for not serving alternative milk lattes, to be referred to as the real-life Schitt's Creek and to have no local history highlighted.

The two "Valley Girls" voices completely ruin this otherwise great show. I had to mute it.

Where do I start?

Their voices after 15 mins gave me a headache, they sound like the girls on white chicks.

Circles around shallow conversations with no real depth for a good makeover show.