Guns of Eden

This has got to be WITHOUT DOUBT the absolute worst film I've ever watched in my whole life. I've got no idea why I watched it all as the first scene was pants and set it up to be really bad. Worst acting and soundtrack ever. I can not find anything positive about the movie, it's not even good enough to be called a made for TV movie. It should've gone straight to Betamax!! If ever you get the chance to watch it, don't!! I'm struggling to even find enough words to fill this review with negative comments!!

This will genuinely only appeal to white trash redneck conspiracy theorist survivalists!!

Having been a fan of Greg Lamberson's previous horror efforts, and knowing his love for the action genre, I was really excited to see what he could do.

And, man, was I delighted. This script is tight, punchy and strong. It weaves some of the action tropes we've seen before into a fresh plot with a multitude of antagonists (a group of several small armies) and some well-done fight scenes. There's even a ridiculously good-looking helicopter that would have you guessing about its legitimacy if you didn't already know what they did going in.

The highlight of the film is its star. Alexandra Faye Sadeghian plays the role with pathos and weight without sacrificing fun. She is absolutely an action star.

Highly recommended.

First off.... DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS DOG OF A MOVIE !!!!!!! Worst thing I have seen all year. The plot is a joke. From the description- Plot: "Four weekend campers are hunted by an armed militia." SERIOUSLY ? This is an agenda, and a weak one at that. Militias have nothing better to do than "hunt weekend campers" ? This is an attempt to give militias a bad name. I think the second movie I have seen with the same plot in like a couple months. Script-horrible. Acting-horrible. Plot-even worse. Laughably ridiculous. Militas were created to protect citizens, NOT "hunt weekend campers". I can only reiterate how bad this movie is and how watching paint dry is more entertaining. SERIOUSLY DO NOT waste your time on this dishrag posing as a real movie. Time watching this tripe is time you will never get back.

I have seen worse movies, and I have given up on better movies. It is in the zone where it can almost be enjoyed for how bad it is, but it is teetering on the brink of being so bad it can barely be stomached.

Overall this reminded me of exploitation movies from the 60's and 70's except with worse acting, directing, special effects and writing. It really seemed like a bunch of teenage boys wrote the script, trying to outdo each other for how macho and tough they can sound. Except the lines are being delivered by their parents.

For the copious amount of guns, they drew in explosions and maybe cartridges ejecting, not to mention occasional ricochet sparks and incredibly evenly spaced holes in cars and buildings. I think they also spent about five dollars on ketchup packages.

Anyway, if you are a fan of really bad movies, give it a shot. If not, avoid it at all costs.

Where do I begin? Besides the directors hiring every Newby under the sun with bad acting skills, the tactical advisor should be fired or go back to Mall cop school. This was absolutely thee worst movie I have seen in a long time! What's worse is that this so-called movie was actually allowed to be aired! This movie is an insult to every Soldier, cop and law enforcement agency world wide! The dialogue and acting was laughable and the only reason I kept watching was because I enjoyed pointing out the mistakes and laughing at them! Oh and how I laughed! Definitely not worth watching and I will 100 percent advise viewers to skip this abomination and save themselves the agony of watching this.