- Richard Osman - Assistant: And by 'country', we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.
- Alexander Armstrong - Presenter: You just didn't have that pointless
- [subject]
- Alexander Armstrong - Presenter: knowledge.
- Alexander Armstrong - Presenter: Welcome to Pointless - the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
- Richard Osman - Assistant: We're looking for any feature film made for cinematic release in which
- [actor]
- Richard Osman - Assistant: is given an acting credit. No TV films, short films or documentaries - but voice credits do count.
- [last lines]
- Alexander Armstrong: Meanwhile it's goodbye from Richard.
- Richard Osman: Goodbye.
- Alexander Armstrong: And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.