Johnny & Clyde

This movie is actually worse than the other two reviewers say! It's a complete and total mess.

The director is incompetent. The writer has no clue how to tell a story and the acting? It's literally laughable. Who are these two? They can't act their way out of a paper bag.

The costuming looks like they went to a second hand clothing store and picked items you'd only see on RuPaul's show.

Nothing makes sense. Megan Fox, who is also a really bad actor, is in it for 2 minutes in the beginning and then you wont see her again for another 20 minutes. You'll have to sit through the Johnny and Clyde bad acting. She basically took the money and walked through her clay faced part. In fact, I get the feeling they filmed all her scenes in half a day and inserted them into the film after it was made.

Who gave this the green light? Bai Ling? Who, for some weird reason is an associate producer! Huh?

Full disclosure: I fast forwarded through the movie waiting for the so called demon. He comes in with 30 minutes left to the film and man oh man is he a disappointment. Honestly, I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a drama or actually a comedy. It's that bad.

Ya, it's that bad. I couldn't handle all the amateur-hour and infantile nonsense this mess had. Everything from the acting, directing, sound (have they heard of boom mics), terrible excuse for gore - especially the demon's cheap Halloween mask and costume. That outfit felt like it was purchased at a Dollar Tree. Then you have a screenplay that felt like it was written by a fifth-grade drama class. Even the lame attempts at dark comedy were a flop and more of an eye-roll than anything funny. Every actor, even Fox, seemed like they've never taken an acting class. I can't believe this nonsense was green-lit, funded, and went to market. It's a generous 3/10, only because Fox still looks foxy.

I am ten minutes into this abomination of a movie and feel compelled to start writing my scathing review of this nonsense before I have finished watching it.

It has been written by a Z list actor and director (someone who has appeared in so many movies that I have never heard of) who clearly has not progressed in life beyond being a priapic teenager who clearly fancies himself as a budding Tarantino. Nothing makes any sense. The acting, script and direction are terrible. Why is Megan Fox in this? Oh yes, I remember now, she can't act either.

Clearly in the running for being one of the worst movies ever made. Twenty five minutes in and nothing has changed. I'm out.

This film follows the ominous journey of a pair of serial killing lovers on the run. In a confusing turn of events, they join forces with a group of equally sadistic individuals, each characterized by generic and predictable personalities, such as a demolitions expert or a self-destructive barbarian who oddly adheres to Norse mythology. Their rash actions include planning a daring escape from a mental institution. The filmmakers seem to have completely missed the essence of iconic films like "Bonnie and Clyde," as this misguided attempt at a spin-off fails to induce any impression of seriousness. The screenplay lacks any coherent structure, leaving viewers without anything or anyone to invest in or care about. The story itself is so ridiculous that it becomes impossible to be genuinely offended by the actions of the characters, no matter how many innocent lives they claim. Even the choice of music for certain scenes completely misses the point. Intensifying the issue are the annoying performances that do no justice to the characters they portray. Every line of dialogue feels forced and is poorly delivered. No need to say: do yourself a favor and skip this one. Or, if you want to know how good another movie can be, go and watch this one. You will appreciate other movies more. But this one is so ridiculous, no words to describe it properly (without getting banned from IMDB). 1/10 is still a high rating for this "movie".

This movie was horrible including the acting and plot! What a waste of money and time. Don't rent it, you'll be sorry! I kept watching thinking it had to get better but it only got worse. The actors are so bad and their characters are unbelievable. It is too bad that a director can say he directed this movie, even I could have done better. I was shocked Megan Fox would star in this role, she must be desperate for work. The scenes with Jonnie and Clyde were absolutely disgusting. I watch movies for art and the entertainment. If someone wants to watch this good luck only a sick minded person would find this enjoyable.