V/H/S/94

Well I've waited for this for a very long time. I love the first one, second one was decent ("Safe Haven" the best of them all), Viral was not good, and by the trailer I expected more.

The first segment was ok, didn't really scare me, even though it was a bit creepy, so I'll give it a pass. The one with the doctor and robots was the best one of the whole movie!! So cool and futuristic! He's done it again.

The other segments were.. well.. boring and not good. The entire general plot was not good. Too bad, the vibe did remind me of the first one but the first VHS has so many good and scary stories, you just can't compare. Please - if you do another one, do BETTER stories, not just strange monsters.

Here's The 4K Lowedown on "V/H/S 94" (R - 2021 - DVD)

Genre: Horror/POV My Score: 6.1

Cast=2 Acting=6 Plot=7 Ending=6 Story=3 Scare=5 Jump=8 F/X=9 Found=8 Creep=7

A police S. W. A. T. team investigates about a mysterious VHS tape and discovers a sinister cult that has pre-recorded material which uncovers a nightmarish conspiracy.

"The veggiemasher turns your vegetables into a tasty...mmm mouthwatering paste." I couldn't help but try and fix the tracking when I watched this...ok I'm joking. This movie was a weird mess of different horror types...just like the others in the franchise. It was not my favorite, but it did turn out to be a decent watch for the Found Footage fan.

Yeah the third segment might be my favorite as it is nothing like the others.. but in a good way!

This movie is basicly for separate hooror shortfilms foundfootage style with their own story and premise as each segment has its own director!

In short i would say that segment one and three were my favorite as they used horror and gore in an effective way! Segment one was the scariest to me while segment three were the gorriest as it went full on sci fi bodyhorror! It was really over the top and absurdly violent!

Segment two and four were the weakest to me! Both were slow at first and the scary qnd gory stuff didn't last very long!

BUT YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING !!!!!

Why bother creating a movie. We lived through the 'VHS' years and they were never as bad as this. Why bother filming something if you have it either, jumpy, dark or add effects to make you NOT SEE ANYTHING.

So frustrating.

The shorts here are great. Tjahjanto, Prowse, and Okuno bring very unique tales that are genuinely scary. Barrett's segment is adequate and on par with segments in previous the previous films. However, the wraparound by Jennifer Reeder is awful and taints the pros of the individual segments. The last 3 minutes of the film close the wrap segment and is the worst part of the film by far. Though not as bad as the wraparound in VHS Viral, this film didn't do much better for its framing device. Overall the film sits around the quality of the first two.

6/10.