Kung Fu and Titties

If you think that a movie titled Kung Fu and Titties isn't gonna be a running joke, then you're missing the point and have bigger problems then not getting what this movie set out to accomplish. Relax, enjoy some boobs, bad acting, stupid jokes, and check your brain at the door.

If you like Troma movies, films that Brandon Tenold would review on YouTube, or still channel your inner 12 year old - you will have fun. It's absurd, takes itself not seriously at all, and the fact that everyone involved can keep a straight face (usually) is a feat unto itself. The randomness will keep you entertained.

Considering the title, one would know about what to expect. This film is seemingly a parody and not a good one. The production value and budget is very clearly low.

The acting is subpar considering it seems like the "actors" don't exactly have much experience as they are quite amateurish. We understand the acting isn't meant to be taken serious but its noticeable there isn't much occurring.

The plot is non-existent and features a lot of random scenes which jumps back and forth. Featuring a lot of skin in about every other scene. Where we see topless women randomly appear in the background without explanation. It's meant for laughs but isn't funny. The dialogue seems like it was ad-lib at times. The film is seemingly quite long and feels longer than its one hour, thirty minute runtime. A lot could have been reduced and the film would be the same. Essentially this isn't exactly a "movie" but more so an amateur film made by friends.

Released back in 2013 and coming up on 10 years later this year, this film has not reached "cult status" like some thought it could have. With less than 250 total IMDB votes, this is an entirely forgettable film. We doubt it will gain many more votes in 5 and 10 years from now.

I would give it 0 stars if possible. The makers of this film were on acid when they made this. The fact that someone tried to compare it to the Kentucky Fried Movie is absolutely absurd.

Not sure this even had script. Plot was followed but dialogue seemed to be made up ad lib. Kung fu was childish meant to be funny but was a bit dumb. Female nudity was seemed to be a secondary plot meant to also be funny. Reminded me Rowan and Martin's style comedy from the 70s.

Review posted Nov 2017 at which time the rating is rather distorted by the family and friends giving it 10/10 and likewise the reviews are lacking the basic honesty that general viewers would want in deciding whether to watch download etc. This is a laugh for some young lads perhaps but not a 'movie' or a film in any normal sense.

It is strictly amateur with no production values, filmed with a camcorder or equivalent and the odd display of topless nudity will be of interest perhaps to someone who has been in solitary confinement for a long period. It is obvious how poor this is within the first few seconds of viewing.