Silent Night, Zombie Night

This was all around rubbish. Writing, acting, SFX, filming, just so D grade.

Just when you thought you had seen everything, along comes a zombie Christmas movie. And why not? After all, the setting is Los Angeles and it's not like the climate or the topography is really conducive to a winter holiday anyway. So why not throw in some zombies and see where it leads? And essentially that's exactly what this movie does. Now, for those who enjoy a good zombie film this one pretty much has all of the basics. However, it does throw in a few variables which are somewhat intriguing. For example, it has the typical slow, lumbering zombies. It also has the fast type that have become more fashionable in the last 5 to 10 years. In this case, the difference between them is that the fast ones have a reptilian organism wrapped around their brain-stems which allow the zombies greater use of their reflexes. They're the ones with the red eyes. The slow ones, on the other hand, are simply mindless drones which can only kill and infect others. Their eyes are void of any intelligence. At any rate, this isn't a bad zombie movie all things considered. It's certainly better than some of the low-budget productions that require viewers to make allowances for any number of things. But, to be quite fair, it isn't that great of a film either. It has no humor and no real sense of teamwork that one might expect when the human population is fighting for its existence. As a result it seemed a little shallow. In spite of this, while it may not be a great Christmas offering, it's not exactly a lump of coal either. Like most zombie fans I've definitely seen a lot worse. So all things considered, it's a decent enough addition for any zombie enthusiast to add to their collection.

Sean Cain, know as actor from "Someone's Knocking At The Door as Officer O'Malley" wrote and directed this gory flick. But there is more to see than only gore. When it started I thought, well, this is going to be splatter all around the clock but after a while we start to know the characters and you really get into them because they all acted really well.

The fact that it isn't really all about zombies is shown when we see that the two friends (Frank and Nash) are in love with the same woman, sadly it's the wife of Frank. We really go very deep into that part but we are relieved sometimes by another gory zombie attack. And just when you think, hell, I don't give a sh*t about the two friends things go wrong between the two when they are out to kill some zombies.

The zombies looked believable and when they are killed it's all done in a gory way, the red stuff do flows frequently and it never bored me because the story has some developments, something we don't see often in zombie flicks. Yes, you get it, I'm not a zombie buff but this flick I liked a lot. And let me finish with the score, it is excellent done by Mario Salvucci but the best part is the use of score and editing with Edward Grieg's Peer Gynt Suite No 1, a must see.

Gore 4/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 4/5 Story 4/5 Comedy 0/5

Another movie where the acting, SFX and story add up to drek.

Three people trapped in a house by a barely explained (hey that's original) zombie epidemic rages outside. The usual bad acting, bad sfx and poor storytelling and editing takes place. What makes this really bad is the CGI gunshots and blood splatter which looks like it was done on an old Mac computer. Just a really terrible movie and a waste of time.

Being a fan of all things zombie, I had to give this movie a good. I had never heard about it prior to picking it up, so I had no expectations to it, nor did I have any idea what was in store.

The story is pretty average and straight forward for a zombie movie, depicting a couple of people trapped in the middle of a chaotic outbreak of the living dead. So there is nothing new to be seen here.

Now, one thing did puzzle me about this movie, once people were bitten, they turned into rotted cadavers within minutes. Are you kidding me? That car dealer guy was bitten by a zombie, and within minutes his body was decayed and in bad decay. That was just awful to look at, and that really made the movie come off stupid in a way. And zombies climbing over fences and running around as mobile and dexterous as they were in their former lives? No, not really working for me.

The effects in the movie weren't all that bad, but they weren't super great either. But for a movie of this caliber and budget I do think it was adequate. However, I would personally have liked to seen better gore and more believable effects.

As for the cast in the movie, well I had never heard about any one here, nor seen them in other movies - or at least that I can remember. Don't expect award-winning performances here though. However, I will say that the people weren't bad, compared to other low budget movies.

"Silent Night, Zombie Night" didn't really leave a lasting impression on me, and I am a big fan of zombie movies, literature, etc. There is far better zombie movies out there available wherever you turn - even far better low budget zombie movies as well. But I have seen it now and it is another notch in the belt of watched zombie movies. However, I can honestly say that I will not be making a second trip back to this movie.