Ebola Rex

I went in not expecting much. Was still incredibly disappointed. Most of the movie was "artsy" shots of plants or the forever long opening credits sequence. Does this review contain spoilers? How can you spoil something that literally has no plot? I generally like "bad" movies. I think they're funny and somewhat entertaining to watch. This was downright painful. What was with the weird t-rex info session in the middle?! The whole experience was just really confusing. I'm pretty sure I've seen high school projects that were better written, directed and acted. I'm not sure if they were trying to make a statement on the events of 2020, but it definitely didn't land. Do not waste your time!!

This "Movie" has no redeeming value whatsoever. I'm quoting movie because this....thing is less than an hour if you cut the credits, and even shorter if you cut the useless host segments. So what we essentially have here is 20 minutes of a really strange looking dude walking in the woods with a toy gun, 20 (bizarre) minutes of a gay male couple engaging in violent foreplay in a poorly lit basement, 2 minutes of someone in a Mel Novak mask talking to a computer monitor, and 2 minutes of Atari level special effects. No story, no pacing, no characterization, no structure, no payoff. So, basically everything we've come to expect from this filmmaker (who apparently changed his name to Dark Infinity--CRINGE).

I can't do zero stars, unfortunately. Please stay far far away. You'll wish you had.

Terror is contagious in Ebola Rex, the insane new horror film coming early next month from Wild Eye Releasing. If you're into indie creature features with over-the-top monsters, does it get any better than an infectious T-Rex? When watching the trailer, you can really get a feel for how ridiculous the film is (which seems to be by design), but that's always a big part of the fun when watching movies like this. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could give a T. Rex Ebola, they didn't stop to think if they should give a T. Rex Ebola. I have seen kindergarten movies with a higher budget than this and they had the forethought to not make their production about a diseased 50 foot tall CG dinosaur.

This movie is one of the best ones ever made. The subtle nods and themes of the movie are well paced and perfectly crafted. There's nothing much to say about this movie other than it's perfect in nearly every way. I will 100% watch again.

When the dinosaur ate the guy it made a realistic splatter of blood. The Ebola Rex itself is a terrifying thought of itself. What if these ancient beings carried viruses and rampaged across the world? I shudder at the thought. With a great cast and great use of realistic and cheesy cgi, this movie has become one of my favs.