- Spider-Man: [talking about the black suit] So, you don't like the new me?
- Wolverine: First off, ya smell like death. Second, you like like one of those emo kiddies they got all over the internet, jabbering on about how hard their life is when they've never known true pain.
- Spider-Man: Oh my, God. You have a MyFace page. Don't you? DORK!
- Wolverine: I do not!
- Spider-Man: Hah! You totally do!
- Wolverine: Shut up, kid!
- Spider-Man: Will you add me as a friend? I'll poke you and you poke me back!
- Wolverine: I SAID SHUT UP!
- Spider-Man: So what do you think of the new duds?
- Wolverine: This some kinda damn Super Hero fashion show? 'Cause I got some orange and brown tights that put you to shame.
- Spider-Man: Why does everybody talk crap about the costume? It's a classic! It's Iconic!
- Luke Cage: I was unaware one of iconic's definitions was; 'ugly as hell'.
- Luke Cage: A man dressed like you are right now don't get to talk about how i USED to dress
- Spider-Man: Still you wore a tiara.
- Luke Cage: It was a head band. A head... band.
- Wolverine: This city is really starting to stink!
- Spider-Man: In the middle of all this you're complaining about odors?
- Wolverine: I'm talking about how many of these freaks I'm smelling
- Venom: I don't recall inviting you, Parker.
- Spider-Man: What are you doing to these people?
- Venom: Don't you believe in adoption, Parker? After all, you're the mommy.
- Moon Knight: Khonshu guides me. Allows me to exact vengeance on those deserving.
- Spider-Man: Interesting. In a totally... you know... psychotic kind of way.
- Spider-Man: By heavy do you mean "serious" like in; ''oh that's heavy bro'', or heavy as in possessing a large mass... like a fat guy?
- Luke Cage: Does that even matter?... Both OK?
- Spider-Man: OK, so I guess I should go knock them down to size huh?