Fight of Fury

Stop making movies with your kids pocket money! I just don't get what was the whole point, it just sucks so hard that I can't believe this has been done intentionally - surely something went horribly wrong somewhere, there has to be some excuse for the lack of any intelligence. A bunch of mentally challenged people are just standing around doing nothing for the most of the movie. It is super boring and seems to last forever. The story is mostly nonexciting - there is no reason given why people are doing what ever they are doing - it's just a mess of stupidity. Poo on the 10 star rater, he is obviously a friend of the cast and crew.

It's an awful movie, but it's a great awful movie, if that's your thing. Shuny Bee is the triple threat (writer/director/star) behind this masterpiece, and he is glorious. Think YK Kim meets Neil Breen, and yes he wears a black tank top. If that means anything to you, you need to see this. He does terrible martial arts while saying wa-TAH! He's barely intelligible! Oh, and his character's name is Brandon. So that's perfect. Did I mention the movie ends before the third act?

This is an atrocity. The fight scene are some of the worst I've ever seen. The punches and kicks don't even come close usually with about 6 inches to spare. The fight speeds are all mixed up. Some are sped up, others are at normal speed. All look terrible. The actors seem as though the only "acting" they've done is in a backyard video. How the previous reviewer gave this 10 stars is beyond any logical reasoning. Perhaps someone involved trying to get people hyped up ?? I'll go watch the fighting kitties online...they're far more exciting and better actors.

Master Shuny Bee as Brandon is faced with daring challenges in a crime filled world that only he can solve. It was a magical experience watching this movie. I love seeing a Martial Arts Instructor that uses his Elite Fighting Style to protect his family. It was cool to see a worldly personality deliver such poetic advice. To believe that his students and daughter benefit greatly from his wise words very realistic.

His heroic actions in the film kept me on the edge of my seat.

So what can you say about this film. It's awful. It's terrible. It's impossibly atrocious. Deep down I know Shuny Bee was making this as a personal showcase for himself, but this is such a miss that I cannot help whether it was intentional or sincere. It's not like The Room, where Tommy Wiseau thought he was making a Tennessee Williams type epic.

It's hard to find a spot to begin with. The voices were terrible, let's begin with that because the whole damn movie was ADR. Half the time you could not understand anything Shuny was saying, and most of the voices sure did not match the actors. I say actors loosely because they were all bad. The girl playing Shuny's daughter was especially bad. She was cracking a smile in every scene. It's like she knew this was absolute garbage. And plus...why was there so much reverb? We're they doing the ADR in a cave or something?

Not even the illogical fight scenes could save this movie. Well, maybe that playground fight could save this movie. Seeing little kids get beat up is hilarious. I don't care if it is a spoiler problem, I cannot wait to see the sequel. Yea...there is gonna be a sequel. Hopefully.

Anyway, this is just another massive bomb hiding in the never ending annals of Tubi.