Monstrous

Ok so, you can see the reviews are all over the place. This doesn't belong in horror, sorry. This is definitely a lesbian love drama. I have it a 3 for the smidge of nudity. That's it.

What finally put the nail in the coffin for me was when the dumb lead tells this story about her dog, Banjo the beagle, she had growing up and how she went dear hunting all through her youth. She would make bets on who would get the first deer and she would always lose cause Banjo always went with her and would howl and scare the deer away. She closes her story with when she was 16 she finally had first pick in this deer, 200 ft away, yes she specifies the distance, and she sees Banjo getting ready to howl so she shoots Banjo then shoots the deer! Ok first off, that's sick and now I'm ready for this character to die. Second, I don't and have never gone hunting once in my life and I know that this story is complete bs. If you shot your dog first and that deer was only 200 ft away? Sorry but that deer would be long gone before you could even get your rifle aimed back in the same direction it was in. Just such utter garbage. Stupid lies like this just ruin movies, this one was on it's way down in a fiery blaze anyway but this made it explode in the air before it hit the ground.

So unless you're actually looking for a lesbian drama borefest movie, skip this because the squatch is as elusive in this movie as he is in real life.

Boring!! After the initial opening scene, the 1st "monster sighting" is at the 46:00 mark and that is very brief through bushes. Another movie where a misleading poster makes you think this is a "survive the monster movie". No spoilers, they tried something new but just takes too long to get anywhere.

Monstrous overall is a bland below average movie with a interesting but badly executed story and concept, poor acting, weak direction, and clunky pacing.

I will give this movie a few redeeming qualities such as decent production quality and cinematography, not bad editing, and a crazy final act.

At least it's better than the many other Uncork'd Entertainment movies though.

This is the worst lesbian movie I have ever seen.....Whoever wrote this should find a different profession...I actually watched it all so you dont have to...It has a couple of decent kill scenes, but still, its not enough to save this movie...Big pass, you'll thank me later..

Probably the worst movie ever made about 2 chicks awkwardly kissing every chance they get. Bumping your head is better than this movie.