Sam and Max: Moai Better Blues

Sam: Do you have any... Honey Bunches of Pumice brand cereal?

Bosco: Yes! It's good, and it's good for you. And it's all for the bunker!

Sam: Do you have any stim packs and radiation chems?

Bosco: Sure do! It wouldn't be a good emergency bunker without 'em.

Sam: Do you have any zombie repellent?

Bosco: Get out of here. There's no such thing as zombies.

Max: That's just what they *want* you to think.

Sam: Do you have any powdered drink mix?

Bosco: Cases of it. In every flavor you can think of.

Max: Three-day-old rigatoni stuffed with marshmallow peeps in an orange soda reduction with a hint of cilantro.

Bosco: Every flavor a *normal* person could think of.

Sam: Do you have any eyeglass repair kits?

Max: Not much worse than being stuck in the apocalypse with all the time in the world to read and then have your glasses break.

Bosco: Y'all think I'm an amateur? This bunker is going to be 100% irony-proof.

Sam: Do you have any...?

Bosco: Look, for the last time. It's *all* for the bunker. Give it a rest already!