- Columbian Soldier: All you Americans think you're Rambo!
- Chief Carter Holt: Actually, I prefer John McClane.
- Lt. Sean Macklin: They'll be teams tracking us.
- Chief Carter Holt: Yeah well, if this shit were easy we'd be out of jobs.
- Carl Dobbs: Let me see your phone.
- Cmdr. Scott Boytano: I could give it to you, but you'd need a proctologist to read my text messages.