Amityville Island

Didnt get a shark movie, its genuinely not a shark movie. Frankly im not sure what thw director was going for

Don't even bother.

I thought it was actually a joke it is so bad. It is worse than a high school film class submission....not even kidding you.

I'll give the makers of Amityville Island some credit, they try for something different than just another haunted house movie...they TRY but don't necessarily succeed.

Single mom of four and newly moved into Amityville Kelly Jo (Jamie Morgan) stops at a yard sale at the infamous Amityville house,(They missed their chance not calling this Amityville Yard Sale) the items she buys fill her with evil intent and she kills her four kids in cold blood.

This lands her in prison, (Another missed opportunity...Amityville is the New Black.) where the sadistic guards force her to fight a fellow inmate (Danielle Donahue) for perverts online.

The two are sent to an island to be experimented on by two kooky doctors, (Jeff Kirkendall, and James Carolus) who are trying to make a supersoldier then clone him. (There is a lot going on in the one hour eighteen minutes running time.)

Another not-so-good Amityville movie under my belt, and there is a truckload more to watch.

Amityville Island has lots of ideas going on, yet none of it ever comes together. There is a women's prison movie, a mad scientist flick, a devil possession movie, and a zombie flick, yet none of it works in any way.

Jamie Morgan is a lead actress who has no business whatsoever being in front of a camera.

It shouldn't... Seriously Mark Polonia does movie since 35 years and after all that time he didn't get better, the films are always amateur mess. Not that you won't get some enjoyment from them, but I doubt it is the desired wanted results. So just have fun watching the CGI shark (and no it looks nothing like the one of the poster), the ultra-secret research lab with no security (only two doctors) and wait to see the zombie / failed test subject (or whatever else that was supposed to be) for a good laugh... gave me a five minutes giggles run.

2/10 for the laughs because this sure ain't good horror cinema

Omg what a completely dire film. I have no acting skills and even I could of acted better!! Poor story no logic, rubbish graffics when eyes glowed 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ im pretty sure my 12 year old and her drama group could of pulled it off better. In all a rubbish film, not something I'd expect in modern times