- Nostalgia Critic: [Spider-Man is brooding on the bell tower] Did you really think, when you saw this scene on the poster, this would be the scene that leads up to it?
- [shows the infamous dance scene; cut to a church]
- Nostalgia Critic: This guy knows how Christianity works.
- Eddie: I come before You today, to ask you for one thing: I want you to kill Peter Parker.
- Nostalgia Critic: Yes, as Jesus said in the Bible, "Do unto others... you want me to kill a guy? I'll fucking kill a guy."