- Cleveland Brown: Unlike you, I don't see age, gender or race. I would expect a middleage black woman to understand that.
- Cleveland Brown: Ladies and gentlemen... What if I told you you could have a cracker that's also a phone? Boom! The Irits.
- [dials a number on it]
- Cleveland Brown: I just made a call on cracker!
- [eats it]
- Cleveland Brown: I just ate a phone!
- Audience Member: That's STUPID!
- Cleveland Brown: *You're* stupid!