- Art Duke, Music Scout: Oh shit, I'm sorry.
- Hillbilly Brad: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such good size and all.
- Art Duke, Music Scout: Yeah, i see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
- Hillbilly Brad: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
- Art Duke, Music Scout: MMmm
- Hillbilly Brad: Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.
- Art Duke, Music Scout: Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like uh, how to not to rip the skin by, uh, using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
- Hillbilly Brad: Will you show me?
- Art Duke, Music Scout: I'd be right happy to...