Stay Out of the F**king Attic

I was hoping the reviews were wrong but alas they aren't and this is a sad miss of a horror movie.

It wasn't terrible, just bad in lots of ways and quite ludicrous that it veers towards parody. Not totally wasted but close to it.

Three ex-cons work as movers. Unfortunately, the house they are doing today contains some unexpected elements. Low brow attempt at a creature feature fails to evoke a true sense of that, and the plot is even murkier as it blends in an unnecessary twist element. Some attempt at social commentary goes poorly as the movie doesn't hold enough smarts to replicate the basics of the genre it is trying to be. Not horrid but nothing really much to see.

Only problem is getting through the first 40 minutes of the movie filled with lots of "fluff", but once it gets going, it gets going! I see this is Jerren Lauder's directorial debut, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt given what looks like a low budget, it gets good at the end. Stick around for an after credit scene!

The "attic" contains a chick from "human centipede", a skinhead, a nazi doc doing experiments, and other racially trite characters in it.

While I applaud this movie for being different than the typical shudder slasher or any other "horror" movie in the last 20 years it still misses the mark. Im a great fan of 70's 80's horror but since then nothing has really hit the spot. The female actor totally over acts her character. I thought all the other actors were fine. Not a bad plot. The human experiment monsters and double sisters were done well. But just like the horror movies that have been coming out lately it sucks you in with promosing start and fails to deliver any kind of twist or purpose for why it was made.