- Debbie: Well thank god Sheila's coffee is always lukewarm, or you'd have third-degree burns, you know?
- Maya: Why do you keep looking over there?
- Danielle: Where?
- Maya: At the skinny blonde woman.
- Danielle: I'm not looking at her.
- Maya: Okay, she's very pretty, but she's too old for you.
- Danielle: [scoffs] I don't think she's pretty.
- Maya: Malibu Barbie's not pretty?
- Danielle: I mean she's just like basic, y'know? Like she's just like generic looking. She's like generic pretty.
- Maya: She could possibly be the most beautiful person I've ever seen. Seriously?
- Danielle: I just wouldn't be into her is what I'm saying.
- Maya: She has like the essence I want in fifteen years.
- Danielle: What, like boring?
- Danielle: What's my soundbite again?
- Debbie: Y'know, just that you're finishing up finals and you've got a few job interviews lined up.
- Joel: Although Moira's here and her daughter Stephanie...
- Debbie: Jessica.
- Joel: Whatever. She's like this marketing executive kind of publicist thing.
- Debbie: Assistant.
- Joel: Exactly. You should really talk to her, y'know?
- Max: [to Danielle] You're studying business?
- Joel: [laughs] No, not business.
- Debbie: No, no, she's studying gender.
- Danielle: The business of gender. It's like gender business.
- Joel: She does this fantastic program where you kind of design your own major. It's a little complex when it comes to finding employment, but she's doing terrifically.
- Danielle: Why did you bring the van?
- Joel: Your mother neglected to tell me that she was having her own car fixed.
- Debbie: [to Danielle] I did tell him.
- Joel: I had to move all my products here to the back. As a matter of fact, there was no room for me to drive up front. Your mother had to drive.
- Debbie: I did tell you. He doesn't listen or he's got Alzheimer's!
- Roz: Where did you go, Danielle? Where did you go? You're skin and bones!
- Danielle: Yeah.
- Roz: What are you up to? Besides starving yourself to death?
- Danielle: Just... um... studying.
- Roz: Do you have a boyfriend?
- Danielle: No.
- Roz: Ah, really? I don't believe you.
- Danielle: I have nothing serious.
- Roz: So you just study and don't eat and go out with your beautiful friends, is that it? Is that your life?
- Danielle: Yeah, I guess that's my life.
- Roz: Well, lucky you!
- Debbie: Just try to behave yourself today, for me, please?
- Danielle: What are you talking about, mom? I'm not gonna blow him in the bathroom.
- Debbie: We are at a shiva!
- Danielle: That's what I'm saying. I'm not gonna do it.
- Debbie: And you can't go there anyway. 'Cause he's married.
- Danielle: [stunned] He's married?
- Debbie: Yuh huh.
- Danielle: Are you sure?
- Debbie: Yuh huh. To a shiksa princess. Poor guy.