- Lilly Truscott: [after being denied tickets to the Hannah Montana concert] You're the only popstar I know who can't get into her own concert.
- Miley Stewart: Don't you know better than to yell at someone who's asleep on top of a chicken coop?
- Lilly Truscott: I do now.
- Hannah Montana: [Knocking heads with Jackson under the table at the dinner with the Mayor] Trying to have my first mature relationship, now get back up there!
- Miley Stewart: [after Travis sees Miley take off her Hannah wig] Travis, please let me explain!
- Travis Brody: Explain what? How you were makin fun of me? Laughin at me? Lyin to me this whole time. I was honest with you. I told you how I felt.
- Miley Stewart: [about to cry] And I feel the same way.
- Travis Brody: No you don't. Cause I would've never treated you like that. You know what... Miley? Hannah? Whoever you are... We're done.
- Miley Stewart: [crying] Travis! Travis please.
- Miley Stewart: [singing] Caterpillar in the tree. How you wonder who you'll be, can't go far but you can always dream. Wish you may and wish you might, don't you worry, hold in tight. I promise you, there will come a day. Butterfly, fly away.
- Travis Brody: This is usually about the time someone would say thank you.
- Miley Stewart: I was getting there.
- Lorelai: She only flies west to east.
- Robby Ray Stewart: What? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
- Robby Ray Stewart: You got in a shoe fight!
- Miley Stewart: Daddy, don't do this.
- Robby Ray Stewart: I think we're done.
- Miley Stewart: So you're saying I can never be Hannah again?
- Robby Ray Stewart: Ask me in 2 weeks.
- Store Manager: Tyra Banks. That's our only pair.
- Tyra Banks: That's not funny. Do you know who I am?
- Hannah Montana: Well, I know you know who I am.
- Miley Stewart: [after the locals suggest bringing Hannah Montana to Crowley Crows for a concert] Um, I guess I could give her a call.
- Hannah Montana: [after changing from Hannah to Miley for Travis to ask her out, running up the stairs past Ruby] Got to go. Got to go. Got to go.