Feast II: Sloppy Seconds

If you are looking for some kind of a coherent storyline, look elsewhere. This horror film is pure black comedy.

It is a continual "feast" of blood and mayhem. The monsters are back and they are hungry as someone says. At least the action takes place in daylight this time so we can see the ugly things - if you look fast because things move at lightning speed here.

Clu Gulager survives the first film only to be taken prison by a girl biker gang set on revenge for the death of their queen. In the process, he really does a number on Honey Pie (Jenny Wade) for leaving him in the first film. He goes all Mike Tyson on her! We have midget wrestlers, Thunder (Martin Klebba) and Lightning (Juan Longoria García), lots of biker chicks, and lots of monsters that may be interested in more than killing.

The autopsy performed by Greg (Tom Gulager) produced the most copious explosion of bodily fluids that I have ever seen. You might say the chance of you hurling while watching is better than even.

This was just one big gore-fest.

I really liked Feast and I recommend it to all my friends. Recently I found out that Feast is a trilogy, so I immediately went towards seeing the other two films. After seeing Sloppy Seconds I have to say that either I don't remember the first one well or that this sucked a lot more.

As other reviewers have commented, this is more about the gore than the fun. However most of it is badly made, the little humor that remains is more like Final Destination than the original Feast movie and none of the characters are easy to empathize with. The budget probably was close to none and the monster scenes are either uselessly gory and explicit, either completely ridiculous.

Bottom line: I will watch the third installment hoping for a miracle, but if it will be like this one, I will not enjoy watching it. It was more than a letdown and more than a failure, it was a pretty bad movie overall.

While the original Feast movie was a funny, creative movie that could continue to entertain even after the first viewing, this sequel leaves much to be desired. It has all the aspects of a film that is trying too hard: the gore, violence, humor, and even sexuality are all forced and overdone.

For fans of the first movie, do not expect this to deliver anything similar. It is a good movie to mock, but it does not reach the careful balance of bad and ridiculous that makes some B and even lower quality movies "so bad they're good." For people who are fans of movies featuring: badly acting biker chicks, midgets, scantily dressed and not terribly intelligent blondes, and unrealistic dialogue, then this movie is a good choice.

I rated the first movie 7/10. I'm not giving this a lower score because they tried something new. The movie was balanced towards comedy instead of horror this time and there were a handful of funny moments. People giving this a bad review because it's sick or things of this sort should reconsider their movie watching strategy. It is what you expect, it delivers where it should. It feels cheaper than the first one and parts of it feel like their out of place, but hey, i'm a simple man, I see breasts, I boost the movie rating. Jokes aside, it's a decent movie if you like this genre (i'm not referring to horror here) 5.4/10

What an irreverent romp of horror and camp! Loved it! Does it cross boundaries..YES! If you want a horror movie where you see the monster and not just flashes? If you want gore? If you want nudity? If you want scenes you have never seen from another horror film? This is the movie to watch! Keeps you wondering what is going to happen and the unexpected is what you get.There are some scenes that make you say..."Oh no you didn't!" WELL all I can say is "Cat" and "Baby". I haven't seen Feast III but would LOVE to. I want a horror movie that gives you blood and gore..and Feast II delivers. Thanks John for a fun romp with blood, gore and more! How many horror films have little people wrestlers?....hmmmmm