Revenge Ride

Blood Ride lasts 69 minutes, excluding the closing credits, and this is one of the longest hours I've ever had. The whole plot is ridiculous, acting is far beyong horrible (the next Razzie Award for worst supporting actress must be presented to Pollyanna McIntosh, once a promising Scottish actress from The Woman and Let Us Prey, who now got stuck in a girl-power pit hole that led her to direct an embarrassing Darlin,) and every single aspect, starting with pedestrian cinematography and finishing with cringy dialogues, falls apart on the screen just to praise the pointless gender war directed by Melanie Aitkenhead.

A freshman girl gets drugged and raped by a trio of one-dimensional hunky football players. Should she call the authorities? Should she visit a doctor that will easily find violence marks and elements in her blood? Hell no! This is the world where no man will ever defend her! She has to speak to her wretched older cousin that will cast a fire on the rapists along with her biker friends and will leave them with severe wounds. Should they call the authorities? Should they visit a doctor that will easily find nasty large burn marks on their skin? Hell no! They have to take revenge for taking revenge on them. Someone gets killed. Authorities? Doctors? Family, at least? You know the answer.

This is what the film is about. This is effortless, lazy, predictable, unintriguing and simply painful to watch. This shouldn't be created in the first place. Yet, we have it. Avoid at all costs.

This movie starts out with two rapes. They don't show anything at all. What is this a Lifetime Movie?? -1 Star

The movie is too short. -1 Star

So the girls team up for the Revenge Ride!!!! Oh cool the gang leader is the garbage lady from The Walking Dead! I heard she finally returned Rick in that. In this she says the F word a lot.

So they get their revenge on the college guys. Then the college guys find them and get their revenge on the biker girls. It's a lovely beautiful family story but it didn't really have any flesh so it's sorta a waste of time.

3/10.

A rather silly revenge fantasy where a bunch of "tough chicks" in leather outfits take on abusive "mean old mens".

Might have worked if it had been re-written as a comedy.

As it stands its truly awful, with moments of chuckle worthy accidental, self satire, being the only dim light, in the general gloom this thing represents.

0/10.

If this movie came out in the 80s it might have worked. It was one of those movies you would except to watch on USA Network Up All Night. The only thing good about this movie was the acting. The cast actually gave an honest effort with the script that was provided which wasn't much. It was basically a train wreck with more holes than you can imagine.

I was frustrated through the whole movie because it seemed as though it was written by someone with a personal vendetta. It didn't seem balanced at all.